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Chocolate Cat Tongues

Chocolate Cat Tongues

Katzenzungen is German for "cat tongue," which is a very popular chocolate treat all over Europe and South America. As usual, Americans weren't invited to the party when it comes to awesome candies and desserts. But that's fine because now…

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New Beers Resolutions

EXCLUSIVE: New Beers Resolutions

This one's for everybody who made a realistic resolution for 2017. Take all that "new mind, new body, new you" hooey and stuff it, okay, folks? Everybody knows the stats on how busy gyms are in February compared to January and…

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Larry David Coasters

Larry David Coasters

It's an important question in life and, as usual, nobody is prepared to ask it as directly and often as Mr. Larry David: do you respect wood? Everyone with a fondness for (and respect of) high quality wooden furniture knows…

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Cat Lady Action Figure

Cat Lady Action Figure

Spiderman doesn't do it for you? Can't relate to Supergirl? Perhaps your superheroes need to be a little less super! The crazy cat lady action figure is just what it sounds like it would be. A plastic figurine with positionable…

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Electrifying Reaction Game

Electrifying Reaction Game

Ever wanted to know who has the best reflexes of everyone in the room? This game lets you find that out... But there are consequences for the loser! Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a new and improved version of a fast-paced…

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Wireless Record Player

Wireless Record Player

This gadget is a game changer for music lovers who buy and listen to records on vinyl. Rather than placing your records on a turntable to play them, this is a player that you set on top of a record…

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Batman Duct Tape

Batman Duct Tape

Take care of those common household repairs with a superhero quality duct tape! Overkill? Never heard of it! Batman is all about the gadgets. Every situation that comes up, he seems to have a mega-expensive device that was created specifically…

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GoPro-Style Head Mount

GoPro-Style Head Mount

GoPros are cool and there's a whole culture around owning one but the fact is that they cost a decent chunk of change and you're already walking around with a very decent camera in your pocket - just use your…

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Gold Lollipops

Gold Lollipops

There's gold in them suckers... *spit* More gold than anyone's seen in a sucker since the big strike back in '94, as far as anyone can tell. Okay, but seriously, yeah. These lollipops have gold in them. 24-karat gold leaf,…

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Cigarette Pillow

Cigarette Pillow

Make sure all smokers are aware of your home's smoking policy with this cigarette shaped throw pillow! Smoking cigarettes indoors destroys the value of a home. That smoke permeates the carpets and furniture and can even turn the walls and…

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Wine Sippy Cup

Wine Sippy Cup

Toddlers need sippy cups so they don't spill their grape juice everywhere. Drunk adults are a lot like toddlers, so guess what? Adult sippy cups! So you've graduated to wine (a.k.a. adult grape juice) and think you're pretty sophisticated, huh?…

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Miniature Exercise Bike

Miniature Exercise Bike

Get some exercise while keeping your steady diet of audio/visual entertainment intact! Can't fit an exercise bike in your place? Not a problem! There's no excuses now because this miniature version of an exercise bike can fit pretty much anywhere…

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