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Unicorn Shirt

Unicorn Shirt

Unleash your inner unicorn all over everyone else's mundane eyeballs with this majestic t-shirt. "Spirit animals" are a critically misused conversational device. People see some picture of a sloth sleeping peacefully and they think it's cool or interesting to pretend…

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100 Dollar Bill Napkins

100 Dollar Bill Napkins

Live that fantasy life only seen in comedy television show fantasy life montages! You can live like a kajillionaire with these $100 bill napkins! You get 20 napkins per order and supplies are running low (obviously) so you'll want to…

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Discreet Flasks

Discreet Flasks

These flasks are a creative solution for your drinking problems! Not, like, "I should stop drinking" type of drinking problem but more like "I want to drink alcohol at this event where alcohol is really expensive and I'm not rich"…

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Live Long and Prosper Oven Mitt

Live Long and Prosper Oven Mitt

Travel to new galaxies of deliciousness with a hand from your favorite Vulcan! "Live Long and Prosper" is pretty vague advice, as is all the best advice. You can make it mean whatever you want really. Because what's "prosper" after…

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Waterproof Bag

Waterproof Bag

Protect your valuables from water damage! On vacation at the beach, hitting up the local public pool on a hot day or splashing around a water park - what those activities have in common is the potential for your entire freaking…

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Naked Numbers Clock

Naked Numbers Clock

It's time to get a new clock. You can't rush a decision like this. Everyone visitor to your home or office will see the timepiece you've chosen for yourself. Whether you think about it or not, these things give subtle…

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Ladder Toss Game

Ladder Toss Game

Good weather is all about having a few drinks with some friends and then playing some sort of game outdoors which requires some but very little physical effort. Add this ladder toss game to the same category as horseshoes, croquet,…

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Dog Pillow

Dog Pillow

You're probably wondering why there's a picture of a dog here when the post title says the product is a pillow. Take a closer look - that dog is the pillow! It looks real as fuck. Actually, it may look too…

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Giant Peanut Butter Cups

Giant Peanut Butter Cups

Peanut butter cups are one of the greatest inventions by the human species. If you're ever sitting around wondering why we're at the top of the food chain, the answer is that none of the other animals on this planet…

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9 Shades of Costanza Pillow

9 Shades of Costanza Pillow

The world has been infected by 50 Shades of You-Know-What but we found the cure: 9 Shades of Costanza! Scenes of passion, romance, dominance and taboo - you'll find none of that here. George Costanza is the antidote to the…

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Crochet Cat Butt Coasters

Crochet Cat Butt Coasters

Take one more step into Crazy Cat Lady territory with some coasters made to look like the backend of your feline friends! It's a view every cat owner knows better than they'd like because cats seem to always find a…

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Drinko

Drinko

A little bit of skill and a little bit of chance come together in Drinko! Fill shot glasses with different types of liquor and place them at the bottom of the playing board. Drop a chip and do the shot…

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