If you don’t like The Legend of Zelda games, we can’t be friends. It’s that simple. Nobody cares if there are more complicated or customizable games with better graphics or whatever else. Zelda is the best. Full stop. This canvas…
One double cheeseburger and a six pack of beer, I choose you! We’ve said it before and we’ll keep saying it, most of the ugly Christmas sweaters people keep posting are lame ducks. Also, Christmas is over! So, this isn’t…
You all went crazy for the glow in the dark beer pong table, so we thought you’d like to know you can make pretty much anything you want be glow in the dark. (Don’t use this on your hair or…
This is not okay. Everything has gone too far. Why? Seriously, why? Anyone? Anyone at all. We managed to freak ourselves out even further by imagining someone running a handful of finger hands over their chest while wearing nipple covers……
It’s safe to say you can expect pretty regular drunkMall appearances from the Star Wars franchise until all this hype dies down in neverteen years. At 10" tall x 6″ wide, the Millennium Falcon lamp is a nice size for…
The glory days of one-button mash fest arcade games are back, baby, and they’re smaller than ever! This thing is so small, it’s probably a good idea to attach a tile tracker to it so you don’t lose it. Tiny Arcade…
We’re pretty sure that two-fifths of snowboarding is made up of trying to look crazier than everyone else on the slopes, so this ought to be a hit with the X Games crowd, right? If you really are going skiing…
We’re probably not supposed to call these a certain word. Lightsaber. Lightsabers are thing in the Star Wars movies. This isn’t a post about lightsabers. This is a post about an amazing new foam toy that anyone who likes lightsabers…
We’re throwing this post on the site just for our new friends in Australia, Lewis & Lowe. They found drunkMall, talked about us on their radio show, wrote a song about drunkMall (!!!) and sent us hundreds of new visitors.…
The pins are inflatable, so there are like 30 other fun things to do with them. Like, putting them in water to see if they float… And stuff. Also, there’s a kid in the photo but you don’t have to…
We love this monkey! We love all monkeys, really, but, oh, this one in particular! Ok, you put two fingers in the hand pockets, pull back on its hind legs and let go. The monkey, wearing a cape, flies through…
Make it official between you and five of your besties! Each of you will get your own necklace with a pizza slice pendant. When held together, the slices form a whole pie! That’s amore! [If you like this post, you…