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8-Bit Pixelated Sunglasses

8-Bit Pixelated Sunglasses

Let 'em know you're too cool for any school except the old school with these throwback shades designed as a nod to the days of 8-bit pixelated video games! Flappy Bird, Tiny Tower, Fist of Awesome... These mega-popular game apps are…

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Floating Sunglasses

Floating Sunglasses

Stop losing your sunglasses to bodies of water! The bottom of a swimming pool can be a pretty great place to score a free pair of fancy sunglasses the morning after a good party. Sometimes people who spent the whole day…

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Left Shark Sunglasses

Left Shark Sunglasses

In February of 2015, Katy Perry played the Halftime Show at The Super Bowl and it's a performance that will live on through the ages. Not necessarily because of Katy's actual performance, which was amazing. But because of one man...…

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Wrap Around Cyclops Sunglasses

Wrap Around Cyclops Sunglasses

We've said it before and we'll say it again, we're living in the future and it's time to start dressing like it! It's as if Mumford and Sons got popular, everyone grew out their beards and started wearing suspenders and…

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Rear View Sunglasses

Rear View Sunglasses

One of the reasons everyone loves James Bond movies is because homeboy always gets to play with Q's badass new inventions. But you don't have to be 007 to get your hands on some super sophisticated* spy gear! Pick up…

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Bloody Sunglasses

Bloody Sunglasses

You'll look bloody fabulous in these shades! With a classic wayfarer frame and a cartoonish bloody print, these are some of the most unique and fun sunglasses around. Wayfarers are back in a big way right now, if you haven't…

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LED Shades from The Trinity Schill Kill video

LED Shades from The Trinity Schill Kill video

  The Trinity Schill Kill is drunkMall's favorite band making music today. If you like early Prince and Bad/Dangerous-era Michael Jackson, you've gotta check 'em out and there's no better time than right now because they just dropped their first…

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Futuristic Cyclops Sunglasses

Futuristic Cyclops Sunglasses

Can everyone please start dressing like it’s the year 2016 already?! The future is bunk. The closest thing we have to flying cars is Uber surge pricing throwing our money out the window. Hoverboards? More like “have I told you that…

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Brewsees: Sunglasses with Built-In Bottle Openers

Brewsees: Sunglasses with Built-In Bottle Openers

Maybe you’ve seen cheap pairs of novelty sunglasses that have a beer bottle opener on the arms - they were not Brewsees! Brewsees’ shades are the real deal - polarized lenses, 100% UV 400 protection, sturdy construction with a lifetime warranty…

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Woodies Bamboo Sunglasses

Woodies Bamboo Sunglasses

These wayfarers are ice cold, kids! Check those blue/green polarized lenses! The arms are made from 100% real bamboo for a natural look and feel. Stronger than steel but half the weight of a pair of Ray-Bans. Share this post!

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Asymmetrical ‘80s Sunglasses

Asymmetrical ‘80s Sunglasses

If you’re looking for that final ingredient to complete your “Extra from a Frankie Goes to Hollywood Music Video” costume, this is it! We have no idea how durable, comfortable or even vision-impairing these shades may be but, get real, nobody’s…

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100 Pairs of Sunglasses

100 Pairs of Sunglasses

Have you ever spent like $100 on a pair of sunglasses? You have?! Wow… How long did it take you to lose or break them, like, 3 months? Yeah, never buy expensive sunglasses. The lenses are gonna get scratched, your drunk…

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