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Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses

Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses

Get into the holiday spirit with some reindeer antler sunglasses! Kids love them and adults need them to hide the bloodshot eyes they got from lack of sleep and having the spiked egg nog before breakfast! When you're lucky enough…

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Future Shades Party Glasses

Future Shades Party Glasses

Party like a cyborg from the 1980s version of the future with some outrageously versatile LED shades! These differ from a lot of the light-up gear previously posted on drunkMall in two ways. One, the quality of LEDs is much higher,…

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Modern Meme Marketplace

EXCLUSIVE: Magical Meme Marketplace

2016 has been the year of the meme. Memes are nothing new, obviously. The concept predates the World Wide Web, even. Something about this year, though - this brutal year - found the meme flourishing as never before. New memes were…

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Wooden Statue Eyeglasses Holder

Wooden Statue Eyeglasses Holder

Uh, yeah. Okay, okay. No, it's fine. We can totally sell you on this thing. It looks ridiculous at first. Like, what the hell is that thing, right? Right. So that's exactly why you need it. Think about it. How often do…

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Futuristic Wraparound Sunglasses

Futuristic Wraparound Sunglasses

The future is now! And the future is bright, so you'll need some real cool shades! These are the kind of sunglasses everyone in the 80s & 90s thought we'd be wearing by 2020. In fact, some pioneering companies tried…

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Moustache Sunglasses

Moustache Sunglasses

Put that moustache envy to rest, ladies and gentlemen! Transform yourself into a wild and crazy party dude immediately by donning a pair of these Sun-Stache Sunglasses! The sunglasses are wayfarer style, which is like so totally in right now.…

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Censorship Sunglasses

Censorship Sunglasses

Do tabloids and sex ads in the back of awful porn magazines still use black bars over someone's eyes to "protect" their identity? You know, like, if some celebrity punches a paparazzo and the scumbag who got punched didn't give…

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Shithead Sunglasses

Shithead Sunglasses

Hey, poophead, we found you some new sunglasses! There are probably hundreds of reasons to purchase these poo emoji sunglasses but we're gonna talk about the two biggest possible reasons you may want to own this marvelous product. The first…

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Agent Smith Sunglasses

Agent Smith Sunglasses

You don't have to be an avatar of pure evil badassery to look as cool as a supervillain! Agent Smith from The Matrix series has always been one of the best dressed bad guys around. Sharp suits accessorized with sunglasses…

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Sunglasses with Built-In Camcorder

Sunglasses with Built-In Camcorder

Capture all the action from the POV of the person in the middle of it: you! These sunglasses have a camera built in right between the eyes. Load it up with a memory card, start recording and then do whatever…

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4th of July: Let Your Freedom Flag Fly!

EXCLUSIVE: 4th of July: Let Your Freedom Flag Fly!

Trigger Warning: Patriotism Levels are at an all-time high in this post! On July 4th, America will celebrate the 240th anniversary of The Declaration of Independence a.k.a. the birth of the greatest nation in existence, The United States of America. Are…

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Music Festival Level Ups

EXCLUSIVE: Music Festival Level Ups

It's festival season in America. A magical combination of music and camping that's really only enjoyable when intoxicated on a mixture of alcohol, sun exposure and whatever the hell was in those pills that dude with the dreadlocks had... Heading into a…

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