Ric Flair T-Shirt
WOO! I’m gonna tell you somethin’ right now, Mean Gene! Ric Flair is the champion! And to be the man! You’ve gotta beat the man! WOO! Get stylin’ and profilin’ now! Share this post!
Patriotic Fanny Pack
The Patriotic Pajamas jumpsuit was such a drunkMall hit that we’ve been on the hunt for some more American swag worthy of gracing our site. Look at this beautiful fanny pack! What a national treasure! We want to ask Joe…
Superhero Bookend
Thanks to some science stuff this bookend appears to defy the laws of gravity to hold your books up! Superhuman Study Swag Too triumphant for you? Consider the moose skull bookends. Share this post!
Chameleon Tape Dispenser
This tape dispenser is totes adorbs… The roll of tape goes inside the chameleon and when the tape is pulled out it looks like his long tongue! Ahahahaha… Whoo! Classic… So many people could use a lucky lizard. How about…
Black Metal Bernie Sanders t-shirt
The only way Bernie Sanders could be more threatening to the current state of rule in America would be if he rolled out to the podium in full corpse paint. And, this is why we love The Internet - now…
Teach Yourself How to Pick Locks
All right, 007, here’s your chance to learn at least one of the skills your 8 year-old self would be pissed at you for not already knowing by now: lock-picking All you’ll need is a good set of lock picks…
Fizz Saver Soda Dispenser
Put your 2 liters on tap! This gizmo uses all sorts of science type theories we don’t understand to keep the carbonation in soda. Plus you get to pull sodas from a little handle like you work in an old-timey…
Steampunk Playing Cards
Everyone liked the radio tube USB drive so much, we thought we’d dig up some more steampunk swag! This is deck of playing cards from Bicycle comes in a really cool box and the backs have a design that features…
Sushi Socks
Sushi is delicious but it’s also a beautiful visual, which is why we’re always delighted to find clothing items which feature nigiri and maki! (Like this sweater.) Today we have sushi socks featuring salmon, tuna, salmon roe and tamago nigiri…
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Stash Bag
Of course this is a thing… Confused about what you’re looking at? It’s a two-pocket stash bag for small accessories. Seriously, keep this away from your blacked out friends or they’ll probably try to eat it! Each side has a…
“Levitating” Coffee Mug
If you find yourself staring at this mug, wondering how it’s floating, you are not awake enough yet. We do like the design of the mug, though. It’s pretty slick, ultra-modern and supposedly not as easy to knock over as…
DIY Bacon Bowls
Bowls are cool but they’re never made out of bacon and sometimes they should be! Someone finally figured out how big of a deal this is and made this product to help you cook bacon into a little bowl, which you…