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Miracle Berry Tablets

Miracle Berry Tablets

Since at least the 1700s, the locals of West Africa have been chewing Miracle Fruit before meals to give otherwise dull foods a sweet flavor. And we're not talking, like, there's a high natural sugar content in this plant and if…

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Condiment Guns

Condiment Guns

Do ya feel hungry, punk? The Condiment Gun is one weapon you'll be happy to allow at family gatherings. Teach your family to show proper respect for condiments and everything will be just fine. Ketchup and mustard can be your…

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Chocolate Salami

Chocolate Salami

Let's put some questions to bed right away by clarifying that this is not a meat product. It's totally possible that someone out there is making real salami with chocolate in it, we've never seen that and that isn't what…

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Rear View Sunglasses

Rear View Sunglasses

One of the reasons everyone loves James Bond movies is because homeboy always gets to play with Q's badass new inventions. But you don't have to be 007 to get your hands on some super sophisticated* spy gear! Pick up…

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Cookie Dunking Hook

Cookie Dunking Hook

Have you recently won the lottery or come into a large sum of money through the passing of a family member? It's time to stop dunking cookies in milk with your own fingers like a common peasant! Use a cookie…

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The Pocket Shot slingshot

The Pocket Shot

It's not like there was anything wrong with the way slingshots have been designed since forever. They're slingshots. They've been helping target shooters and juvenile delinquents achieve their goals for decades and doing it well. One area where slingshots fail is…

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Plastic Bottle Ribbonator

Plastic Bottle Ribbonator

Trash takes up a lot of space. That's the problem with trash, if you've never thought about it before. Here's another problem with trash: it's useless. You can't do anything with it and it doesn't serve any purpose other than…

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Ice Bucket Tee Shirt

Ice Bucket Tee Shirt

Okay, so, you know how there are "pocket tees," which are tee shirts with a pocket on them? This is more like a pocket with a t-shirt on it. Bucket Tees has been around since 2014 and they specialize in making…

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The Best Drinking Games Ever

EXCLUSIVE: The Best Drinking Games Ever

There are two categories of drinking game: games you play while casually drinking and games that serve no other purpose than to provide an excuse for getting extremely and embarrassingly drunk. Each type has its place and this gift guide covers the best of…

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Wine Bottle Puzzle Lock

Wine Bottle Puzzle Lock

Screw the DaVinci Code! This is such a great gift for that person who enjoys solving puzzles. It's like a padlock that goes over one bottle of wine, preventing it from being opened until the correct password is dialed in…

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Cowbells

Cowbells

Attention all fans of sketch comedy performed live, late at night on weekend television in America, literally fifteen years ago! Cowbells! Some of you are probably asking, "What the hell is a cowbell?" That's fine. If you aren't a musician,…

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Make Your Own Ice Cream Sandwiches

Make Your Own Ice Cream Sandwiches

There's nothing wrong with a classic ice cream sandwich. Soft chocolate cookie wafers with a brick of vanilla ice cream in between? Nothing wrong with that. But. Have you ever thought about all the flavor combinations that are possible in…

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