It's time for a grown-up bottle opener solution. Throw away your adolescent fears of commitment! Sure, church keys and novelty bottle poppers are great. Nobody's saying that you have to throw those away or stop buying new ones. But those…
At 12:01am on Nov. 1, multi-million dollar marketing campaigns roll out to remind all of you good little consumers that the biggest shopping day (or weekend... or week... or whatever they decide it's gonna be this year) is only three…
When you didn't want to spend any more money on clothes but that drunk shopping website just posted the dankest sweatpants of all time... It's the Arthur fist jogging pants! Okay, if you have no idea what you're looking at…
Manscapers rejoice! It's really never been easy for dudes to keep their backs clean-shaven. Especially for single guys because of the obvious "reach" problem but even for a man in a relationship. Asking your significant other - whom, ideally, you'd…
Oh no, it's too cute! Make it stop! Hello Kitty has been non-stop ramming adorable products down our throats for, what, forty years at this point? (Yeah, that's real. Look it up.) Well, you shouldn't be surprised. This is yet…
Get you a titty pillow! Everyone thinks it's all fun and games and Instagram likes when you've got a huge rack but turns out there are some downsides. In addition to middle-aged dudes with sports cars thinking they've got like…
Hang that tablet up at eye level, away from the huge mess you're making trying to follow that recipe you found on Pinterest! Cooking at home has never been easier than it is today. We have all sorts of sweet…
The official phone case of everyone who should have their phone taken away and locked in a box as soon as the Sun goes down! Drunk dialing (and texting) is a very real problem. Honestly, that's the entire reason for…
Anyone who follows politics has certain figures they despise. It's part of the deal. You're Right. They're Wrong. They get to be on TV, spreading their Wrong all over the world. You have to sit at home, watching them mouth…
Your new favorite socks have landed! Keep a close eye on your sock drawer because these things have a bad habit of being mysteriously abducted by friends! Sock It to Me socks are always unique and fun but also made…
