Cozy Pet Cave
If you order this then you should also look for a sign that says "CORNER OF ADORABLENESS" to hang over the corner where this pet cave lives because it's so freaking cute! Everyone who got their pet back when it…
Obscene Ashtray
Wow! Right? Oh, you'd better believe there's a market for this type of merchandise and there has been for a W-H-I-L-E now... Basically every porn producer in The '70s had an ashtray like this in their office... their house... the…
Pac-Man’s Mini Arcade
12 legendary video games taken from the arcade and crammed into a Pac-Man joystick box for playing at home! The pixelated Pac-Man housing looks so cool, this is one gaming "system" that's worth leaving on display even when not in…
Heart Frame Sunglasses
Stay trippy, maaaaan! Major late '60s early '70s vibes from these heart frame shades. You can imagine a black and white photo of someone's grandma looking like a total babe in her early 20's, flashing a toothsome smile and giving…
Full Body Pillow
Take comfort to a new level with a massive pillow! Cuddling up to another person is nice. We'll give you that. But also, people are full of hard bones on the inside and most of us weigh enough to make…
Creepy Face Masks
This is a kit of face masks that are supposed to do different things that are supposed to be really good for your face and skin and beauty stuff and stuff. And they're probably great at that. But they also…
Electrically Heated House Booties
There is no excuse for having cold feet when you live in a world with these booties! Forget about those house shoes packed full of beads that you put in the microwave to heat up. Yeah, they'll keep your feet…
How to Play Star Wars Music on the Recorder
It's some of the most famous music ever written in this or any other galaxy and you can learn to play it yourself! ...on a recorder! You remember recorders. It's that musical instrument that's, like, not really a flute but…
Boardless Skateboard
Tired of busting your ass trying to learn how to ride a skateboard? Why not try busting your ass trying to learn how to ride this instead?! Orbitwheel skates are basically just a pair of oversized loops that you step…
Hammerhead Sled
This is basically the high-power sports car of snow sleds. The Hammerhead is made from a powder coated aluminum frame that's way stronger than a typical plastic or wooden sled. The rider's body is supported by mesh that has some…
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin and Hobbes is the greatest comic strip of all time. If you were alive (and cool enough to read the comics) when the strip was syndicated, from '85 to '95, then you'll remember the joy that came from reading…
Psycho Shower Canvas Print
Deadly cool artwork for the horror aficionado! Taking the most infamous kill scene in cinema history as inspiration, this piece depicts a mysterious kitchen knife-wielding hand creeping towards a young woman taking a shower. Naturally, we recommend hanging this canvas…