Self-improvement is very important. Not because, like, it makes you better. Hahaha! Is that what you thought we meant?! Oh, sweetie... No... Self-improvement is important because everyone is delusional. We all have a fantasy life that we're trying to turn into a reality. We…
This is the kind of thing most people never even realize they can buy and makes such a huge difference to the quality of a person's life. Like noise-canceling headphones and an eye mask for airplane travel. Or prostitutes. Seriously, though. This…
Are you tired of taking the same old shower? It's, like, ugh, eeeevery day you get in the saaaame shower and there's, like, water in there and soap and shampoo and you just stand there, cleaning yourself while you space…
It makes sense, really. Squeezing a boob was probably one of the first things you ever did to deal with stress when you were only an infant. Now that you're older, there won't always be a boob on hand when…
You know how theme parks will make new rides themed after blockbuster movies? This is kind of like that, except in your house. In fact, you don't even have to get off of your couch to ride this ride because…
Are you the kind of person who has trouble getting out of bed in the morning? Would you classify yourself as a "Snooze Addict," hitting that "five more minutes" button over and over again? Take control of your mornings back…
A lot of people think Gary Busey is crazy. Well, if Busey is bananas then maybe we should all aspire to be out of our minds because Gary Busey seems like he's having an amazing time with being alive. Consider…
You've got to stop dropping your phone. You know it's a problem, don't even pretend. Every single time it slips out of your hand, time slows down and you know this is the one, this is finally the drop that's…
There are days when a lot of blood gets left on the field. Get your mind right every morning by grabbing your keys off of a bloody hook! Or maybe you just really like that elevator scene in The Shining. Or…
Give yourselves a hand! No, really! How'd you like to have an extra hand when you're using your phone? Or maybe you'd like to feel like you've got some friendly support when you find yourself in the middle of a…
It's Saturday night and everybody's got the fever! Dancing Fever? No... No, that's dangerous at this level of wine intake... Cat Scratch Fever?! Mmmm... Let's not go with the thing that calls to mind serious infection and allegedly racist rockstars...…
No, it's not the latest Lady Gaga fashion shoot... (Yeah, yeah. We're terrible people.) It's a glamorous wig for your puppy dog pals! Shown here is a delicious number we're calling The Late '90s Christina Aguilera/Gwen Stefani but there are several…