Stormtrooper Bath Robe
Every Imperial Stormtrooper deserves a spa day, even if they can't hit the broad side of a barn with an E-11 blaster rifle. These luxurious hooded robes are made of 100% cotton terry cloth (which is the same material used…
Dog Drying Machine
We don't seem to be any nearer to beginning our days on a grooming/feeding conveyor belt like George Jetson (which is total BS) but it looks like man's best friend is making moves towards the future. This thing is called the Puff-n-Fluff…
Pineapple Corer and Slicer
Tiki party, anyone? You don't have to go to The Cocktail Cabana when you want a crazy umbrella drink served in a real pineapple. DIY all those tropical vibes at home! All you need is a bunch of pineapples (hint:…
The Beer Belly Hidden Flask
Believe it or not, science has created a Beer Belly that someone might actually want to have. Thanks, science! The BeerBelly gives you the "freedom to beverage," using a sort-of reverse backpack type of sling wth a bladder that can…
Creepy Burger King Mask
Remember when Burger King commercials started using this dude in their commercials and everyone immediately decided they were the weirdest and creepiest commercials ever? You'd think some people would get fired over a thing like that but nope. In one…
Make Em Cry tote bag
Opposites attract! No matter how savage a person is, there will always be another person who falls head over heels for 'em. We've all seen it - that's just the way it is! "Treat 'em mean, make 'em cry," is a…
Sensitive Plant Seeds
Nature is wild. Most people know about venus flytraps (which are certainly amazing) but did you know about this plant that folds up its leaves for protection in response to being touched? That GIF up there is pretty neat but if…
Make Your Own Ice Cream Sandwiches
There's nothing wrong with a classic ice cream sandwich. Soft chocolate cookie wafers with a brick of vanilla ice cream in between? Nothing wrong with that. But. Have you ever thought about all the flavor combinations that are possible in…
Trump Troll Flag
Even Donald Trump's most fervent supporters won't deny that the man is trolling with many of the things he says to the media and on Twitter. In fact, that's exactly why a lot of Trump fans love him so much!…
Foolproof Fan and Light Chain Pull Set
Finally! This should be the default chain pulls on ceiling fan/light combo units from now on, fact! How many times have you pulled the wrong chain when trying to turn on a fan or a light? A lot, right? It…
Game Boy Whiteboard Magnets
Give those household appliances an old school, handheld gaming system look with the FreezerBoy Magnet set! The "screen" of the big magnet functions as a dry erase board, so you can remind yourself to buy more energy drinks to fuel those…
Andy Warhol Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet
In addition to predicting the existence of viral content and having his life portrayed on film in some of the most horrendous acting performances ever, Andy Warhol was the kind of artist who would most likely have appreciated being turned into a…