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Burrito Yoga Bag

Burrito Yoga Bag

The most difficult part of yoga is finding the motivation to actually show up to the class. Once the mat's down and the breathing's started, it's all downhill from there. But something about getting there seems like so much work.…

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3 Pounds of Peanut Butter Eggs

3 Pounds of Peanut Butter Eggs

These things are everywhere when it's Easter. Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. They're amazing. In fact, many candy connoisseurs agree that the overall experience of eating a peanut butter egg is much more enjoyable than eating a peanut butter cup. Cups…

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Cloud Connected Egg Tray

Cloud Connected Egg Tray

If you're one of those people who remember to make a grocery list before going to the store, hey, good for you. Congratulations on having your life in order. Meanwhile, you'll find the rest of us standing in the front…

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Fitter... Happier...

EXCLUSIVE: Fitter… Happier… More Productive…

It's happening again. Radiohead has a new album coming out and the entire Internet is about to lose its damn mind over the thing. drunkMall's gift guide this week is taking inspiration from the powerful "Fitter Happier" interlude found on…

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Thug Kitchen Vegan Cookbook

Thug Kitchen Vegan Cookbook

Carnivores, this one's for you, too! Thug Kitchen is the #1 NYT Bestseller cookbook that's been lighting up kitchens across the world with vegan food that actually tastes amazing... (Yeah, yeah. We know you've convinced yourselves that your local vegan…

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Frozen Dessert Machine

Frozen Dessert Machine

So here's the thing about the way you eat: it's the way you eat. That's all. Assuming you aren't a professional athlete or diet guru, the number of people who aren't you that care about the way you eat is…

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DARE Fanny Pack

DARE Fanny Pack

It's just crazy enough to work... Think about it. If you had something fun or valuable to hide, where would the best place to hide it be? That's right - the most uncool place imaginable - a blue and yellow D.A.R.E.…

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Bare-Chested Nic Cage Workout Poster

Bare-Chested Nic Cage Workout Poster

Inspiration. It's the fuel in our metaphysical gas tanks, as important to our drive and focus as food and water (and whiskey and beer) are to our bodies. Now look at this poster of a young Nicolas Cage. He's totally…

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Bad Ass Babes Club T-Shirt

Bad Ass Babes Club T-Shirt

The best thing about the Bad Ass Babes Club is anyone who wants to be in it gets to be in it! All around the planet, babes are being total bad asses, rocking their little corners of the world to…

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Learn Spanish with Rosetta Stone

Learn Spanish with Rosetta Stone

Ever get drunk and decide you should learn a foreign language? Well, hang on. Give the idea a few seconds to sink in... Speaking more than one language is almost like having a superpower. Society is built on language and…

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Wilderness Survival Guide

Wilderness Survival Guide

  Another title for this book could have been How to Not Die in the Woods. Hell, we could have written that book ourselves. It would've been very short, though. One sentence, in fact: Don't go in the woods. But…

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Tax Refund Shopping Spree

EXCLUSIVE: Tax Refund Shopping Spree

Last week was the federal income tax filing deadline for 2016 (if you didn't know - surprise!), which means many of us are looking forward to that sweet, sweet refund check. Now, yeah, you could deposit that check into a savings…

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