Nespresso Intense Family Pack
IS YOUR FAMILY JUST TOO INTENSE FOR REGULAR VARIETY FAMILY PACKS OF SINGLE SERVE COFFEE DRINKS?!?! WELL PAUSE YOUR DVR RECORDING OF THE X GAMES FOR A MINUTE AND HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES BECAUSE WE FOUND JUST THE THING…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
So, the second Presidential debate happened earlier tonight and - full disclosure - this post is being written on September 30th, so we haven't actually seen the debate (because it won't be happening for another week) but if it's anything like…
Ultimate Shower Caddy
If you don't have at least 10 different items in your shower at all times then you're practically undateable by modern standards. No, a shower beer doesn't count! But half of you live in shitty studio apartments with bathrooms so…
Coffee Slut Mug
Caffeine addiction is no laughing matter. It usually starts with a little pot. You know, peer pressure. A typical scene: some friends are sharing a joint of the pot and they find out you've never toked a smoke before. Next…
Triceratops Dog Hat
Take your puppy back to prehistoric times this Halloween with a triceratops hat! If you're having a big party at home, the dog might be confused about all those monsters and slutty cats that smell just like the people who…
Bluetooth Car Upgrade
Many new cars have bluetooth technology factory installed to make it easy for you to control the music, get GPS-sourced directions and take phone calls - all hands-free! It's pretty amazing, if you haven't had the pleasure of experiencing it…
NES Cartridge-Style Harmonica
It's boring to go alone! Take this. This amazing harmonica hidden inside what appears to be a classic Nintendo video game cartridge! "But, drunkMall, why?" you ask... Well, maybe you forgot or maybe you're so unfortunate as to never have…
Hooded Cow Onesie
"Honey, you look just like a cow in your new pajamas." Not high on the list of things you should say to your significant other in most normal situations. But this hooded cow onesie showing up in the mail is…
EXCLUSIVE: On Becoming a Night Owl
Night owls have gotten a bad reputation throughout history. But that's horseshit because some of the smartest and most creative individuals who ever lived did a lot of that living well after the witching hour. Some famous examples include: Winston…
Life Size Horse Lamp
Whoa, Nelly... Here's an, uh, interesting choice in furniture. It's like a lamp, except on top of a full-size statue of a horse. Or, here's another way to look at it. If you've ever wanted a modern art style replica…
Godzilla Slippers
If you're lucky enough to get snowed in this winter, make sure you've got a way to watch as many Godzilla movies as possible. Just trust us. There is no better way to appreciate the subtleties of classic Godzilla (or…
Howling Wolf Cookie Cutter
Okay, so, yeah, we totally found this cookie cutter on accident. We were trying to find some cool Howlin' Wolf merch on Amazon, so we'd have an excuse to talk about our favorite Blues singer of all time, and we…