Shopping Is My Cardio t-shirt
If you couldn’t make yourself pull the trigger on the elliptical machine then maybe this t-shirt is more your style… We like to do all of our shopping online, so it doesn’t really fit our lifestyle but if you’re one…
Wild Cat Self Defense Keychain
Always be prepared to handle your business with “The Cat” Self Defense keychain. Made from strong and durable polymer, this is one tough kitty! Available in Pink, Black and Purple, the cute cat design will look less menacing in social situations…
Tipsy Treats: Alcohol-Infused Dessert Cookbook
Everyone loves alcohol and everyone loves desserts - the combination is even more tasty! From the inventor of the first-ever cupcake shot, Automn Skoczen, Tipsy Treats is the cookbook you want for alcohol-infused cupcake, marshmallow, martini gel and popsicle recipes!…
Schwinn Elliptical Machine
We’re gonna start getting back into shape tomorrow, right? But going to the gym is so awful: it’s far, everyone else knows what they’re doing and all the dudes are… weird. Solution? Have this Schwinn Elliptical Machine delivered to your…
Temperature Regulating Pillow – Always the Right Temperature!
This Iso•Cool pillow features Phase Change Material beads, which sense the temperature of your body and adjust their own temperature accordingly. You can have your pillow made from spiral-spun polyester or memory foam. [Find more cheat codes for existence in…
Amazon Fire Stick
To celebrate Transparent winning 5 Emmy Awards, for the next 24 hours Amazon is selling 1 year subscriptions to Amazon Prime for just $67 - beginning right now! That’s a $32 savings on 1 year of FREE 2-day shipping, unlimited…
Magnetic Bottle Hanger
This is human ingenuity at its finest! These strips of Strong Like Bull magnets attach to the ceiling of your fridge with super strong 3M VHB adhesive. All you have to do is peel off the cover and firmly secure…
Hershey’s Chocolate with Almonds Scented Candle Jar
We’re not sure why you’d want to make your room smell like a Hershey’s Chocolate with Almonds bar and not have any actual chocolate to eat but, hey, maybe you’re a total psycho or something. This candle will burn for…
Margaritaville Mixed Drink Machine
Finally, you can serve your guests commercially franchised (and, one assumes, cleverly named) mixed drinks in the comfort of your very own home! This deluxe mixed drink machine comes ready to party - just add booze! This mixed drink maker…
Pink Taser with LED Flashlight
This stun gun with a flashlight is surprisingly cheap. You’ve probably paid more money for just a regular flashlight that wouldn’t completely incapacitate a person for being a threat. Share this post!
Citrus Juicer
Juicing lemons is bullshit. This juicer makes short work of squeezing both lemons and limes dry, while also filtering out the seeds! Hit up Pinterest for probably five thousand ideas of what to do with those lemon seeds cuz we…
Purrito Tote Bag
Too cute! Cats and Mexican food, what else is there in life? While we wouldn't actually eat a cat-filled burrito, the idea of one is pretty damn adorable. Like when you see a baby and start saying things like, "Oh, I…