GIVEAWAY: Eyes Open Sleep Mask
Never let anyone catch you sleeping again! This sleep mask is printed on the outside with an image of WIDE OPEN human eyeballs. Block out the light to help you get better sleep while looking like the most alert person…
Doughnut Pillow
This is much cuter than your grandparents' doughnut pillow! Now, we don't have to talk about all the specific reasons a person might need or want a doughnut pillow (because 99% of them have to do with bad things happening…
Unicorn Light Wall Hook
A hanging hook right where you need one is a magical thing - just like unicorn! Actually, the hanging hook is kind of even better than unicorns because the hanging hook really exists and also it can look exactly like…
Vintage Anti-Fascist Songs
In the year 2017, a new type of Nazi guy got punched in America twice in one day. As you would expect, this caused quite a fuss. Most people with Internet access seemed to be extremely entertained about this Nazi punching…
Face Mask Sampler Set
There are entirely too many beauty products available in the world right now. Some of you know exactly what skin type you have, exactly what products you need to use for that skin type and you never no never have…
Sloth Infuser and Mug Set
Take it nice and slow with a relaxing cup of tea, brought to you by the spirit animal of every slacker, the sloth! Sloths are so chill. All they wanna do is be left alone, eat some snacks at a…
Elephant Drain Container
This elephant never forgets to keep water from collecting at the bottom of its body! Many homes have little containers by some, if not all, the sinks in the place. A little cup by the bathroom sinks to keep toothpaste…
Paul Ryan – The UNOFFICIAL Magazine of Paul Ryan
Paul Ryan - The UNOFFICIAL Magazine of Paul Ryan is now accepting subscriptions! Who was the last Speaker of the House who could speak with authority on what 12 foods you should eat to keep your abdominal muscles ripped? John…
Hands-Free Dog Poop Collection System
Nobody likes picking up dog poop. But make no mistake, you're a huge jerk if you don't pick up your dog's poop. We see you and we judge you. Even though there is never a good excuse for not picking up…
Wrong Lyrics Tumbler
Is there a greater pleasure in this world than drunkenly belting out the lyrics to an awesome song with all your friends? There's certainly nothing funnier than finding out you or a friend has been singing the wrong lyrics to…
Sexual Origami Book
There's an ancient Japanese tradition that any individual person who folds one thousand origami cranes will be granted one wish by the gods. Seems like any gods who made that deal would be open to a similar deal for anyone…
Pizza Yoga Mat
Pizza is the only reason to do most things in life. Yoga is chill. It's whatever. But has anyone dragged you to one of these hot yoga classes yet? It's brutal. They crank the thermostat up to like a hundred…