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USB-Powered LED Clock Fan

USB-Powered LED Clock Fan

It can be easy to lose your cool on The Internet but keep things nice and breezy with this fan that plugs right into your laptop's USB port! As the blades spin, LED lights create a clock that displays the…

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Ty-Lite: The Selfie Smartphone Case

Ty-Lite: The Selfie Smartphone Case

By the time you read this, the Ty-Lite will either have already gone viral or been filed under good ideas that didn’t work. Maybe both! If you haven’t heard of it, the Ty-Lite is a phone case designed by Ty…

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Party Toilet Night Light

Party Toilet Night Light

Now this is a product with wide-reaching appeal! From scared kids to nerdy teens to wasted party guests to blind senior citizens, humans at every stage of life can appreciate a motion-activated toilet bowl light. It isn’t just a nightlight…

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Glowpong: LED Beer Pong Table

Glowpong: LED Beer Pong Table

DISCLAIMER: this item is for partying professionals only! Beer Pong is a high-action, high-risk alternative sport, where injuries can sometimes be sustained. Removing adequate lighting from playing arena should be attempted only by trained professionals, daredevils and thrill-seekers with nothing…

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Translucent Millennium Falcon Lamp

Translucent Millennium Falcon Lamp

It’s safe to say you can expect pretty regular drunkMall appearances from the Star Wars franchise until all this hype dies down in neverteen years. At 10" tall x 6″ wide, the Millennium Falcon lamp is a nice size for…

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Optical Illusion Coffee Cup LED Lamp

Optical Illusion Coffee Cup LED Lamp

Everyone loves a good optical illusion, right? Here’s an oldie but a goodie - the fake waterfall effect - with a caffeinated spin. The LED lamp head is covered with a coffee cup, so the stand looks like coffee is…

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Jellyfish Aquarium

Jellyfish Aquarium

Jellyfish have got to be one of the most awesome creatures on this planet. We read this thing once about how some jellyfish basically never die and they just keep regenerating themselves over and over? Jellyfish are probably aliens. Anyway,…

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Incredible Foam LEDsabers

Incredible Foam LEDsabers

We’re probably not supposed to call these a certain word. Lightsaber. Lightsabers are thing in the Star Wars movies. This isn’t a post about lightsabers. This is a post about an amazing new foam toy that anyone who likes lightsabers…

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LED Necktie

LED Necktie

Hey, we know how it is. You’ve got a day job but that doesn’t make you a square, man! You’re hip - we get it! But how are you gonna let today’s counterculture youth know you’re not The Man, man?…

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LED Tutus

LED Tutus

This product is perfect for drunkMall! Why, you ask? Because we have no idea why someone would want it but we know someone wants it! Do you? Share this post!

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LED Dog Collar

LED Dog Collar

Help keep your dog (or ridiculously drunk human friend) safe on late-night walks with a super-bright LED light collar! [Dog lovers should read drunkMall's Human's Best Friend gift guide for dogs and those who love them!] Share this post!

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The HypnoCube

The HypnoCube

Here at drunkMall, we’re always talking about getting rid of our boring lightbulbs and opting for more interesting lighting sources. Enter HypnoCube, a mesmerizing box with 64 LEDS placed in a 3D pattern. Killer ambient lighting sequence of changing colors…

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