Getting cards with presents always seems kind of lame. Like, if the gift was cool, it really wouldn’t need a card, would it? The exception being these cards, which take the trite phrases found on most notecards and insert some…
We’re never going to get tired of shirts with random cats in the design, so if that’s gonna be a problem for you then kick rocks. Taking the ubiquitous Unknown Pleasures album cover a tad less seriously is also to…
We don’t get the opportunity to post much fine art on drunkMall because “pearls before swine” and all that - but this here is some art and it is damn fine. Ah, yes, you can see what the artist has done…
After a certain point, going to parties becomes a chore like any other thing you’re supposed to do. We called these Rude Party Balloons but we maybe should have called them Honest Balloons because “THIS PARTY IS SHIT” should have been…
If you’re having problems with anyone at the office, they’ll almost definitely keep their distance after they see you slurping mysterious liquid from a travel mug that says it contains human brains. But if they are brave and get close…
We keep finding these “sassy” t-shirts. Who makes all the sassy t-shirts? Listen, if you’re walking around wearing an article of clothing that has a hashtag on it and you think you’re being ironic? You’re not. Embrace it. Where once was…
And just like that, life is sweet again! Ok, here’s the dangerous thing about the fact that we just posted cupcake flavored lip balm. People are going to click it and see all of other magical things that are cupcake…
Seriously, what did you expect? You think some mythological creature that everyone spends their whole childhood freaking out over is just gonna be chill? No. When was the last time you were around a cat? Yeah, cats haven’t been worshipped…
We love this monkey! We love all monkeys, really, but, oh, this one in particular! Ok, you put two fingers in the hand pockets, pull back on its hind legs and let go. The monkey, wearing a cape, flies through…
Make it official between you and five of your besties! Each of you will get your own necklace with a pizza slice pendant. When held together, the slices form a whole pie! That’s amore! [If you like this post, you…
Dig it! Y’all loved that Ric Flair shirt but the madness is runnin’ WILD over here at drunkMall because we found a Macho Man shirt! OOOOOOH YEAH! Best there is! Past! Present! And future! Share this post!
The benefits of Kegel exercises for women are widely documented by physicians far smarter than anyone who will ever be writing posts on drunkMall. If you’re unfamiliar with the practice, we certainly recommend hitting up your favorite search engine and…