Teabaggin’ mug
Here's one for all you teabaggers out there! The waiting is the hardest part. You can see it on the little teacup's face. He's been patiently waiting 3-5 minutes to steep the perfect brew before he could get to the…
Full Bottle Wine Glass
There's absolutely nothing wrong with spending February 14th, a.k.a. Singles Awareness Day, at home with a bottle of wine. But some of us have friends who are unfamiliar with this esteemed holiday, choosing instead to spend that date celebrating…
Workaholics Tight Butthole shirt
Tighter than the tightest of buttholes is this shirt. Let your friends, family, co-workaholics and total strangers know you appreciate the finer things (and TV shows) in life with this officially licensed Workaholics t-shirt design. Confused right now? Well, first…
Drink-A-Palooza Game
Drink-A-Palooza is a very, very fun drinking game - some say the ultimate. What's your favorite drinking game? If you said pretty much any game that anyone else has ever heard of, it's probably a part of this game, too.…
Cinnamon Roll-Flavored Lip Balm
Hoo hoo! Cinnamon roll-flavored lip balm has got to be so good... We honestly try not to post a lot of the lip balms that get sent our way because we know how it is with lip balm people. We're…
Stefon Prayer Candle
Praying to the same old saints that people have been praying to for hundreds of years doesn't really make sense. What do you think St. Thomas knows about getting you in to New York's hottest club or making sure DJ…
Rihanna Loud Sweater
They could not have picked a better image for this very, very "loud" sweater. Rihanna's Loud album came out like five years ago, sold 8 million copies and had three #1 hits on it. That's pretty damn good. Oh, she…
Magnetic Drop Shots set
There is more to life than jagerbombs. In fact, there's a whole world of drop shots out there, waiting to be dropped and shot. Drop shots are also known as bomb shots or "depth charges" and some of our favorites…
Carma Sutra Auto-Erotic Handbook
Is there another situation more fraught with sexual tension than a road trip? The obvious answer is "Netflix & Chill" but that's not even close. There are so many potential distractions there it's actually surprising that people think it's a…
Popsicle Phone Case
Maybe it's too cold for eating popsicles outside at a picnic table but you can be there in spirit with this phone case that looks just like a delicious frozen treat. Made out of durable silicone, this case protects your…
Cluedo: The Sherlock Edition
If you're reading this from North America, Cluedo is the same thing as Clue. If you're reading this from any other country, Clue is a better name for the game than Cluedo, whatever that means, so write some letters or…
Burrito Pencil Case
That is a delicious looking burrito. Except it isn't because it's really a pencil case that looks exactly like a burrito when it's rolled up. How neat is that? We've seen other stuff like it and we even featured a…