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Crazy Chihuahua Phone Case

Crazy Chihuahua Phone Case

A person's phone case should represent their personality. Some of you are are overexcited, crosseyed chihuahuas listening to music. You just are. This whole "life" experience will go a lot smoother for you if you accept this now and move…

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Sriracha Beer Can Holder

Sriracha Beer Can Holder

Drinking canned beer at a good cookout - what's better than that? How about always knowing which can of beer is yours and not having to worry about, like, accidentally drinking a cigarette butt and puking up all the delicious…

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Sexy Raccoon Costume

Sexy Raccoon Costume

  Take a walk on the furry side in a full-body raccoon costume! Get in touch with your inner animal and look great as a human all at the same time. This backless outfit comes complete with a striped version…

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Trojan Condoms Dash Button

Trojan Condoms Dash Button

If you're using condoms, WHICH MOST OF YOU SHOULD BE DOING, then this is a must-have item. Dash buttons are a new service from Amazon for members of their (totally worth it) Amazon Prime service. Stick any of 100+ Dash…

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Fur Division T-Shirt

Fur Division T-Shirt

People think everyone who listens to Joy Division is super sad all the time but that's, like, not even true, bro. Even full-on goth kids probably aren't as bummed out on life as you think they are. Depending on where you…

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Stacked Cups coffee mug

Stacked Cups coffee mug

Stack 'em high and fill 'em to the top, Joe! You know you aren't just going to have one cup of coffee, so why screw around? Save yourself two trips back to the coffeepot by using this super-tall 12oz mug…

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Framed Flash Art Print

Framed Flash Art Print

Now, you're not supposed to go get a tattoo when you're drunk. But you're not supposed to do a lot of things after you've been drinking and someone, somewhere on the planet, does just about every single one of those things…

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Alice in Wonderland Bottle in a Book

Alice in Wonderland Bottle in a Book

What a truly unique gift for the lover of books and booze! Handmade by BookRooks from Louisiana, this is a leather-bound edition of Alice in Wonderland with the pages hollowed out to hide an 8.5oz glass flask within the pages.…

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Life-Sized Cardboard Loki

Life-Sized Cardboard Loki

The Avengers movies are pretty good. They have Robert Downey Jr. in them, which right away is a lot more than most movies have going for them! Tom Hiddleston's performance as Loki is, again, pretty good. But The Avengers' Loki…

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Pac-Man Yoga Pants

Pac-Man Yoga Pants

Decades before America became obsessed with Hot Yoga, we had a different kind of fever: Pac-Man Fever! Combine two fads into one with a pair of Pac-Man yoga pants! If you forget about the whole "sitting in the dark playing…

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The Hangover Survival Guide

EXCLUSIVE: The Hangover Survival Guide

Congratulations! You played yourself, yet again. It's the morning after. You're pretty sure you had an amazing time last night but you don't really remember. Let's hope it was an epic evening because your body is paying full retail price for it today...…

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Bear Coat from Workaholics

Bear Coat from Workaholics

Workaholics is one of the funniest shows currently on television. The episode where Blake spends all his money on a sick bear coat is one of the best. The duders are trying to score some tickets to a basketball game…

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