Creepy crawly arachnid jewelry! Bug lovers and horror fans and goth kids alike will love to see these eight-legged freaky-fanged spider earrings! Not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach! The halves of these earrings come together at…
Sip on a dick! Penis straws represent the latest in phallic drinking technology. These are cutting edge cock straws, ladies and gentlemen! You won't find a finer dick and balls drinking straw in all the land. Shoutout to bachelorette parties…
Hide that beer by making it look like an ordinary can of soda! We're always posting elaborate "solutions" for taking adult beverages out into the world, sometimes disguised, sometimes not. We found The Wine Rack, The Beer Belly and a bunch…
Show your love for off-kilter cinema and kitschy knick-knacks with this Spanish language poster for Wild at Heart! David Lynch didn't waste a drop of the eccentric talents he brought in to make his 1990 film. It's a wild ride,…
There are two kinds of people in the world: people with cracked phone screens and people with non-cracked phone screens. Now think about the people you know with cracked phone screens. (Maybe you're one of these people.) Would you say these folks generally…
The garden just got real, motherfuckers! Here we have the "Say What Again" Garden Gnome, which is heavily influenced by the character of Jules from Pulp Fiction. Note that we're not saying this gnome is supposed to actually be Jules.…
Think about this: How much older than you are right now were your parents when they had you? It's probably not that much of an age gap, if there is one at all. Okay, now ask yourself if you're going…
If we get through this post without making an oral sex joke then it will be a miracle. And, honestly, we'd probably be doing a favor to every person thinking about buying a Tootsie Pop dress by making this entire…
Grandma, what large breasts you have! Yeah, you've probably heard that coloring books for adults is the new thing but did you know that adult coloring books for adults is also the new thing? They get a lot more graphic than…
The excellence and utility of this clamp-on cupholder can not be overstated. Most of us begin life with supreme confidence, even cockiness, in our ability to temporarily place a cup of liquid on or near important belongings without suffering ill…
When people talk about Catwoman now, it's hard not to think of that Halle Berry movie. And, let's be honest, no one wants to think about that movie. But the Catwoman character has mostly been very successful and for good…
So you probably already know that letting a good wine "breathe" is supposed to make it taste better. But did you know that blowing bubbles into it with a straw is frowned upon?! Yeah, it's total bullshit! Anyway, if you don't…