Coffee Slut Mug
Caffeine addiction is no laughing matter. It usually starts with a little pot. You know, peer pressure. A typical scene: some friends are sharing a joint of the pot and they find out you've never toked a smoke before. Next…
1980s Candy Crate
Candy Crate hunts down candies to fit a theme, puts them all in a convenient package and then makes them available to anyone with a sweet tooth and an appreciation for themed treats. Their collections of candy that were popular…
High Heel Shoe Stapler
Ooh la la! Is it wrong find a stapler sexually appealing? Because this cherry red high heel stapler has us feeling some type of way! Remember in Office Space how that one dude was obsessed with his red Swingline stapler…
Lite Brite
Didn't ever get to have a Lite Brite when you were a kid? Make your inner child run circles around the living room out of excitement by picking one up now! They're still just as neat as ever... The flat…
Math Jokes Tote Bag
This product was made for two kinds of people: Math teachers people who need to buy a present for Math teachers It's a singular sense of humor. And you don't have to have it or even understand it. Just trust…
Elvira Leggings
Calling all Mistresses of the Dark! We found your new favorite pair of leggings. It's slightly confusing when you first see it because you're looking at skintight leggings that feature a high quality image of a woman baring her own…
Hooded Cow Onesie
"Honey, you look just like a cow in your new pajamas." Not high on the list of things you should say to your significant other in most normal situations. But this hooded cow onesie showing up in the mail is…
Hot Dog Cats in Space Phone Case
It's an invasion! A really cute and honestly pretty confusing invasion! The great thing about the Internet is that it's always changing and it always kind of stays the same. Anyone who remembers Angelfire and Geocities websites will be familiar…
Creepy and Kawaii Baseball Tee
Kawaii means "cute." That's all it means, okay? There's no reason to argue over what is and isn't kawaii (looking at you, Tumblr) because it literally just means "cute" and cuteness is a totally subjective quality. What you find cute, others…
Godzilla Slippers
If you're lucky enough to get snowed in this winter, make sure you've got a way to watch as many Godzilla movies as possible. Just trust us. There is no better way to appreciate the subtleties of classic Godzilla (or…
Pizza Night Light
Worried about the monster in your closet? Like so many other problems in life, pizza may be the solution! This magnificent night light is made to resemble a tiny piece of cheese pizza resting atop a plain white paper plate,…