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Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow

Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow

What's cooler than the other side of the pillow? It's the Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow! It's a rectangular pillow that looks like an ice cream sandwich! What's not to love about it? Made of 100% polyester, the ice cream sandwich…

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Stocking Spacebag

Stocking Spacebag

Skip the chocolate oranges... Fill up your stocking with some real holiday cheer this year! It's the Santa's Stocking Flask! You may have seen this item around this time last year, as it went completely viral and sold out literally…

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Cheese Gun

Cheese Gun

How many times have you been using a hot glue gun and thought, Damn, I wish this was cheese instead of glue coming out of this thing? Well, if the number of times that's happened to you is more than…

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Counter Spill Cutting Board

Counter Spill Cutting Board

Normally this scene is that last thing you'd want to see waiting for you in the kitchen when it's time to get dinner ready. But don't worry, it's just an ironic cutting board! That dripping effect is more than just…

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Drogon Doll

Drogon Doll

It's a cute miniature Drogon plushy doll to get you through the night. After all, the night is dark and full of terrors... Like the terrible realization that we're still months away from new episodes hitting the air. And the…

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Blueberry Pie Oreos

Blueberry Pie Oreos

OREO recently began putting out some pretty crazy limited edition flavors and, if you haven't tried any of them then drunkMall recommends testing the waters with the blueberry pie flavor. We found these while hunting down items for our Japanese Candy…

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The Dong Bong

The Dong Bong

It's so good once it hits your lips! Take a knee and get ready for the sexiest beer bong of your life because it's The Dong Bong, baby! Yup, it's a beer bong with a big, fake cock on the…

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Jordan Jackson and Culkin Sweater

Jordan Jackson and Culkin Sweater

Is there another picture that so perfectly sums up the late 80s and early 90s in American pop culture? Maybe. But you can get a purple sweater with this one on it! You got the King of Pop, His Royal…

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Six Pack Christmas Cards

Six Pack Christmas Cards

Christmas with the family. It's coming a lot faster then you'd like to think. Once you get old enough that this means dealing with nieces and nephews, alcohol becomes like a secret currency in the house. Yeah, you've all bought…

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Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses

Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses

Get into the holiday spirit with some reindeer antler sunglasses! Kids love them and adults need them to hide the bloodshot eyes they got from lack of sleep and having the spiked egg nog before breakfast! When you're lucky enough…

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Side-Facing Apple Charger Attachment

Side-Facing Apple Charger Attachment

A lot of people are mad at Apple these days but the sad reality is that we can't all afford to throw our MacBooks in the trash and start over with PC setups. What we can do is find third-party solutions…

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Milk and Cookie Shot Maker

Milk and Cookie Shot Maker

Listen, Santa ain't got time for your glass of milk and plate of cookies bullshit this year. Have you ever even considered the logistics of one fat man being pulled around the globe by flying reindeer to give presents to…

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