Giant Unicorn Pool Float
Stand out in the pool like the mythical creature you are with a unicorn float! Wait, did we say unicorn float? We meant GIANT unicorn float! This thing is huge! Measuring 8 feet long, you might think you need someone…
Dog Pillow
You're probably wondering why there's a picture of a dog here when the post title says the product is a pillow. Take a closer look - that dog is the pillow! It looks real as fuck. Actually, it may look too…
9 Shades of Costanza Pillow
The world has been infected by 50 Shades of You-Know-What but we found the cure: 9 Shades of Costanza! Scenes of passion, romance, dominance and taboo - you'll find none of that here. George Costanza is the antidote to the…
Crochet Cat Butt Coasters
Take one more step into Crazy Cat Lady territory with some coasters made to look like the backend of your feline friends! It's a view every cat owner knows better than they'd like because cats seem to always find a…
Baby Bottle Phone Case
Give your smartphone a baby bottle makeover! You might think it's weird. Okay, it is weird but check it out. Smartphones are pretty much baby bottles for adults. That rush we get from every new notification is like sweet mother's milk…
Shark Attack Beach Towel
Shark attack! Two words you definitely don't want to hear at the beach. But don't let that stop you from enjoying this beach towel with a bit of a darkly comic design for the occasion! Sharks are awesome, okay? Honestly,…
Kaleidoscope Glasses
See the world through brand new eyes with a pair of kaleidoscope glasses! These new eyes you'll be using aren't the kind you'd want to have, like, behind the wheel of a moving automobile, by the way. Not sure if…
EXCLUSIVE: punkMall
Start practicing your "oi" now - the punk shelf of your closet needs some freshening up! Save all the talk about who or what is and isn't "punk" because that's not what this is about. (Seriously? Look at the website…
Skeletal LED Gloves
Festival season is coming up quick but true party people know that the scene never quits. When it gets cold outside, the crowd moves inside! Stand out in those dark rooms with bright lights on your body! These gloves are…
Smart Bikinis
Imagine never getting sunburned again. Okay now put your imagination back in the box of things you haven't used since you got a Netflix subscription - the technology is real! Spinali Design has created "smart bikinis" that performs several functions. Waterproof…
Cute Pencil Eraser Megapacks
Shaped like a bunch of foods you'd probably want to erase from your eating history if you're on a diet, these megapacks of random erasers from Japan are just about the cutest way that we've ever seen to do away with…
Assorted Temporary Tattoos
It's time to invest in temporary tattoos! With the change in season and change in dress, everyone will be showing a little more skin in the sun. Why not take the opportunity to do a test run on some new…