Custom Guitar Pick Maker
You can make guitar picks out of all sorts of things with this sweet gadget! As long as it's 1mm thick or less (that's bigger than it looks, ladies - we swear), then you're good to go! Depending on what…
Badass Cobra Lighter
The best part about this photo is the finger of the person holding the lighter looks like they've been bitten by an actual cobra in the past. There's no telling what country this thing was made in but it's probably…
Workaholics Tight Butthole shirt
Tighter than the tightest of buttholes is this shirt. Let your friends, family, co-workaholics and total strangers know you appreciate the finer things (and TV shows) in life with this officially licensed Workaholics t-shirt design. Confused right now? Well, first…
90s “Jazz Cup” Design sweater
This has to be the third or fourth product we've featured with this design on it. We love it. If you somehow don't recognize, back in The Nine-Deez this was the design printed on just about every cheap, wax Solo…
Pokeball Shifter Knob
What's the cross-over on people who love Pokémon and also know how to drive a manual transmission, you think? Whatever. This is the kind of shifter knob we'd have in our car if we knew how to drive stick. Most…
Magnetic Drop Shots set
There is more to life than jagerbombs. In fact, there's a whole world of drop shots out there, waiting to be dropped and shot. Drop shots are also known as bomb shots or "depth charges" and some of our favorites…
Jalapeno Corer with Grilling Rack
Man, it's been a little while since we had some HEAT up on drunkMall, you know? That spice is where it's at in life, people! It makes us feel alive! We need it! Seriously, spicy food is just as much…
Mohawk Beanie with Skull and Crossbones
Ironically enough, looking cool when it's literally freezing cold outside is pretty difficult, especially when you can't feel your ears. The frozen ears are the worst part, right? What's the point in spending all that money on clothes at…
Rapid Ramen Cooker
This cooks ramen in 4 minutes and you don't have to stand there watching it not be ready to eat while you're starving. Just put it in the microwave, do the right buttons and come back when it's ready to…
Wu-Tang Forever Platinum Record Clock
Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang! Wu! Tang! You know what time it is! Wu-Time! In case you don't know, when you make an album that sells a million copies, that's called a platinum album. It's a big deal. Did you know…
EXCLUSIVE: The “Snowed In” Survival Guide
So you were hip deep in your third run through of Making a Murder (because there has to be something someone missed in there somewhere) and you didn't even realize a king hell blizzard came to town and the whole city…
Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves
All right, don't be a snob. You know you'd watch this, if only to say you watched it. From St. James St. James, the creator of FDR: American Badass (it's on our Netflix queue but we haven't watched it), comes…