Women across America are allegedly having stripper poles installed in their homes for exercising purposes. As a result, we imagine dudes across America are spending more weekends at home - everybody wins! Lookin’ for something sexy to wear while you’re on…
There’s something about walking across the cleanly removed hide of a dead, dangerous animal that says, “SUCCESS!” Just ask a ‘70s P.E. teacher. That experience costs way more than you might expect. Fortunately, we found an imitation tiger rug that works for…
This is what the Internet is for, the digital manipulation of animals into the ridiculous situations we’d force them if it weren’t physically impossible and/or illegal. Because it’s so cute! Exhibit A: The Pugburger Duvet. At first glance, it looks…
Finding out this exists and we’ve never had it hurts on a spiritual level we were not prepared to deal with today. “Go to the boss’ office, just look her in the eye and transmit the feel telepathically until everyone…
Being cold sucks. What else sucks is not being massaged, like, all the time. That’s how rich people get to live. Nothing but warmth and massages all day. Turns out, it doesn’t cost that much money to be warm and…
Right now you might be thinking, “That’s a pretty bad fake TV. It doesn’t look anything like a television!” True, true… But it’s not a fake tv set for a photoshoot or anything like that. This gadget is supposed to make…
We’re calling them pajamas even though this is only a sweatshirt. That's because there is a matching pair of sweatpants! Or, at least, mostly matching... That’s not important. What’s important is that you understand how much attention you’re likely to…
Everyone loves a good optical illusion, right? Here’s an oldie but a goodie - the fake waterfall effect - with a caffeinated spin. The LED lamp head is covered with a coffee cup, so the stand looks like coffee is…
A perfect grilled cheese sandwich is a truly miraculous thing. When the magical cheese/bread combination is found - holy deliciousness! Though, that still doesn’t really explain why someone would go through the trouble of creating a sandwich press that toasts…
Man, that skeleton pirate knows how to party… While he’s happiest with wine and spiced rum, Skully here can hold most normally shaped bottles of booze, which is good because keeping a bottle around long enough for a bottle holder…
Wait for it… Wait… Yep, there it is! A hilarious joke on a sweater! Ok, but, yeah, this seriously cracks us up over here. Maybe we’re delirious from second-hand inhalation of the pumpkin spice powder on all these white girls’…
You used to have to drop $500 on some carnival racket before you could go home with a giant stuffed animal this size. A great big teddy bear makes a good cuddle companion on binge-watching days at home. In the…