Shot Roulette
Remember Spin the Shot? This is a little different but it’s still got booze and a spinny thing. When it’s your turn, spin the roulette wheel to determine your fate. Use vodka to play Russian Roulette! Wait- No, don’t do…
Light-Up Radio Tube USB Flash Drive
If you’re looking for a convenient USB stick, this is the polar opposite of that! If you’ve never seen one of these before, congratulations on not knowing any hipsters. It’s a radio tube, like the ones that used to go…
The Little Book of Butts
You like butts. Know how we know? Because EVERYBODY likes butts. This is a book about butts. It’s a good book to give to people who love butts and people who don’t love butts because it’s a book about butts.…
Spartan’s Shield Knife Block
This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAA! Ok, no, this is your kitchen. But your kitchen could be way more badass with this knife block on the counter! Handcrafted in America by Artisans and all that other stuff you have to say now that…
Un-Athletic T-Shirt
Ah, the delicious irony! Here’s a shirt for those of us who always find ourselves meeting up with friends at sports bars even though we don’t give a damn about sports. Or maybe you need something to wear at your…
DIY Bacon Bowls
Bowls are cool but they’re never made out of bacon and sometimes they should be! Someone finally figured out how big of a deal this is and made this product to help you cook bacon into a little bowl, which you…
Humping People Wall Outlet Decals
Turn boring electrical outlets into a mindlessly rutting couple for good with these decals! Who was the person who looked at their wall and saw this image? We don’t know! Make sure you apply them correctly and you’ll have hilarious…
Clip-On Tie with Hidden Flask
Whew, Wednesdays… Am I right? Holy shit - it’s Monday?! Should have worn a different tie… Huh? Oh, yeah, There's this other tie. Uh, it’s a Good Luck Monday tie. It's just fun to wear it on Mondays, that’s all.…
Buttwiser T-Shirt
"This butt’s for you!” Hilarious parody of the famous Budweiser label and ads, featuring the backsides of some scantily clad women and a few takes on familiar slogans, like, “King of Rears.” This is sure to be a hit at the…
Pizza Cones Kit
How is it possible to go from not knowing a thing exists to needing it more than anything in less than two minutes? We don’t know but pizza cones have got us feeling some kind of way! The kit comes…
Quadcopter Drone with 4K Ultra HD Video Camera
This is a serious drone! With such great ratings and reviews, the Quadcopter is hard to beat! Incredible controls keep the 4K Ultra HD footage stable but with a high accident rating, it’s durable, too! The description says it’s illegal…
The Sriracha Cookbook
Oh, this is just pornographic… “50 Rooster Sauce Recipes That Pack a Punch,” it says… drunkMall loves hot sauce, it’s no secret, and sriracha is a great one. But up until now we’ve treated it as an afterthought, something to…