Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops
Strap on these flip flops for your next walk on the beach and they'll leave the message "FOLLOW ME BRING BEER" in the sand behind you. It's a simple idea but it's the simple things in life that... do... something...…
Temporary Dickbutt Tattoo
Want to feel old? Dickbutt has now been a thing for ten years. Don't know who or what a dickbutt is? Well, first of all, we have no idea how you found this (or any other) website. Congratulations on your…
LED Cornhole
If there's a better backyard casual sport than cornhole for spring/summer cookouts, drunkMall has never played it. Horseshoes?! Are you high? Do you have any idea how drunk people get at our cookouts? The last thing in the world that…
Batman vs Superman Boxing Toys
A lot of comic book fans were unhappy with Batman vs. Superman. With a title like that, it's easy to see how critical expectations got out of hand: "Will there be enough Batman? Oh, but then what about Superman? Ugh,…
Burrito Yoga Bag
The most difficult part of yoga is finding the motivation to actually show up to the class. Once the mat's down and the breathing's started, it's all downhill from there. But something about getting there seems like so much work.…
Desktop Fog and Laser Show
Forget about lava lamps and lightning balls. Here's a machine that puts most desktop flair to shame. A vertical chamber fills with fog to make the laser highly visible as it dances around the inside. There's a demo mode, if you want…
Trivia Crack Board Game
Everyone's favorite trivia game just jumped out of the smartphone and on to the table for face-to-face competitive flexing of knowledge! Trivia Crack, as the name suggests, is a highly addictive, super stripped down trivia app. This, friends, is the…
Notorious BIG Collectible Figure
It ain't life-size and it may not even be accurate to scale but this collectible Notorious B.I.G. figure is a massive hit here at drunkMall! Hip-hop doesn't get any better than Biggie Smalls. You can argue that some other MCs…
Wrap Around Cyclops Sunglasses
We've said it before and we'll say it again, we're living in the future and it's time to start dressing like it! It's as if Mumford and Sons got popular, everyone grew out their beards and started wearing suspenders and…
Nerdtendo Gamebooze Flask
Many kids who grew up in The Nineties, if they had their way they'd never go anywhere without a Gameboy. If you were one of those kids and grew up to be a drunkMall reader, you may rather keep a…
Extreme Ironing Photo Book
It's the latest craze in extreme household chores! Phil Shaw has risked life and limb to put together this beautiful and inspiring photobook of extreme ironing, the sport he founded in 1997. Extreme Ironing takes household chores to the most death-defying environments…
Bottle Opener and Cap Launcher
Tired of wasting so much energy using your own arm muscles to throw beer bottle caps in the trash?! Well forget that noise because this bottle opener also serves as a bottlecap launcher! Slide back the "hammer," open your bottle…