This trucker hat is hotter than the fireballs Mario spits after picking up a fire flower! Super Mario Bros. level 1-1 is possibly the most widely recognized video game stage in history. Most of us have played it ourselves and…
"OHHH YEAH!!!" is right! Macho Man Randy Savage was essentially a living, breathing cartoon character. Like, any professional wrestler worth remembering had personality and charisma. But the Macho Man was on another level. Actually, scratch that. Nobody else was even…
It's hard to rock a scarf without looking like Steven Tyler a.k.a. classic rock's most fashionable grandma. But not when it's a bacon scarf! Never fear, it isn't a scarf made from real bacon. It's only a scarf printed to…
Addicted to your tablet? We've got just the thing to keep you from having to put down Candy Crush or take a potty break during your solo Frasier marathon! This contraption is a tablet stand with a built-in toilet paper…
Hey, poophead, we found you some new sunglasses! There are probably hundreds of reasons to purchase these poo emoji sunglasses but we're gonna talk about the two biggest possible reasons you may want to own this marvelous product. The first…
It's hard to keep it 100 when you're uncomfortable... And that won't be a problem at all in these 100 emoji sweats! With elastic bands at the ankles and waist, these are actually designed be jogging pants. That means the…
It takes balls to ride a bicycle at night - tail light balls! Every cyclist knows that night rides require certain safety precautions. Visibility is key. Reflective clothing, stick-on plastic reflectors for the bike... Those are good. You should probably…
Ah, the great outdoors! The sun and sky... Real grass beneath your feet... It's such a nice change of pace from the rat race, spending all day inside looking at computer screens or whatever. But you know what nature doesn't…
This isn't a book anyone actually needs to read. For instance, one of the sections is titled Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends & Family. Uh, okay. Step 1: don't. Your parents already know about your wang. And as for…
The state of politics in America has literally reached the point where an extremely poorly educated (and fictional) Canadian pothead and criminal could stand a reasonably good shot at becoming President if they entered the race right now. How 'bout it,…
Sneaking in one last float trip this year? Bet you'd like to have an easy way to make sure the batteries on all of your mobile devices stay charged, huh? Well, that's exactly what this gadget does! Simply drop this…
It's lit, it's lit!!!! Next time the party's ready to throw down some shots, make sure it's super lit with some LED shots! Standard 2oz. capacity, made of hard durable plastic and loaded with an LED unit in the base…