Bacon Suit
Girlfriend's dog doesn't like you? Try wearing this suit over to her place one time. No promises or anything but have you ever seen a dog that didn't have a deep respect for a plate of bacon? Well that's exactly…
Windproof Lighter Watch
Light up your smokes like a smooth spy with this wristwatch! It's a fully functional time piece and cigarette lighter all-in-one. Well, okay, the three sub-dials don't work and are just decorative. But, come on, everyone knows that super fancy…
Skull and Spine Beer Bong
The head bone's connected to the... beer bone! Alright, the song needs some work but what's not to love about this bone-tastic beer bong? We're picking up some serious Dothraki meets Vlad the Impaler's hard partying teenage nephew vibes from…
Vigo the Carpathian Poster
A poster of the Vigo painting from Ghostbusters 2! Vigo the Carpathian, as you surely know, is just a downright not nice dude. If Vigo was walking down the sidewalk and saw you across the road struggling with carrying a…
Futuristic Wraparound Sunglasses
The future is now! And the future is bright, so you'll need some real cool shades! These are the kind of sunglasses everyone in the 80s & 90s thought we'd be wearing by 2020. In fact, some pioneering companies tried…
Compilation of Bill Murray Legends
If you've been on the Internet any time in the past decade (hint: you have), then the chances are astronomically high that you've read a story or seen footage of Bill Murray doing something that proves he's not only not…
Cupholder Fit Power Inverter
Do more with that car cigarette lighter than charge little portable devices! Transform that sucker into a couple of regular outlets with this very convenient power inverter! Power inverters are nothing new but most of the ones on the market…
Bullet Shaped Shot Glass
Make it a REAL shot with this beautiful piece! Solid glass, fashioned into the shape of a big ol' .50 caliber bullet. It's hollow, of course - how else could you drink booze from it?! That's right, this bullet is…
EXCLUSIVE: The Simpsons Shopping Spree
On Sunday night, The Simpsons will air its 600th episode. It's been the "Longest Running" in several categories of television for years now, so it's kind of like when an Olympic gold medallist keeps winning gold medals. Like, yeah, that's…
A Human Soul
That's right, wicked drunk shoppers! It's come to this... Souls for sale and anyone can buy them! Great news for anyone who's ever signed their soul away in a deal at the crossroads. It may not be exactly the same…
Black Playing Cards
Add a touch of class to card night! There's nothing wrong with a regular deck of playing cards. Red- and blue-backed cards are a classic. They get the job done and they've been doing so for a really long time.…
Brad and Angelina Masks
For one magical night in October, it can be as though all is well in Tinseltown! Hollywood's mega-couple reunites in a pair of Halloween masks. But if there's one thing we've learned from our October reading (*cough* The Monkey's Paw…