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Miniature Exercise Bike

Miniature Exercise Bike

Get some exercise while keeping your steady diet of audio/visual entertainment intact! Can't fit an exercise bike in your place? Not a problem! There's no excuses now because this miniature version of an exercise bike can fit pretty much anywhere…

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Zaphod Beeblebrox Head Prop

Zaphod Beeblebrox Head Prop

Heads up - this is a real prop from the hit movie, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and you can own it! Based on Douglas Adam's incredibly imaginative masterpiece, 2005's tHGttG (yeah, we're not typing that whole thing every time)…

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Retro Sriracha Trucker Hat

Retro Sriracha Trucker Hat

Now this is some #branding worth #engaging with - right, #millennials? Huy Fong Foods (the people who make, by far, the most popular sriracha sauce in America) was founded in 1980, so it's possible that they actually made retro trucker…

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Canned Scorpions

Canned Scorpions

It's a can of scorpions! Don't worry - they aren't alive. (Although, that's probably a thing somewhere in this crazy world.) These scorpions are meant to be served as a little snack... Each can contains two Chinese Armor Tail scorpions…

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Oak Bottle Infuser

Oak Bottle Infuser

Add those treasured oak aromas and flavors at home! Take a middle shelf whiskey, tequila or rum and throw it in to The Oak Bottle infuser overnight to breathe new life into what ends up in your drinking glass. "Oaking"…

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Hoodie Pillowcase

Hoodie Pillowcase

Hoodie Season is everyone's favorite because there's simply something comforting about having a cloth hood pulled up over your head. But you can't wear your hoodie to bed! Or, you can, but don't complain when you wake up with you…

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Double Beer Bong

Double Beer Bong

Have you used one of those beer bottle bong attachments? They're intense. Basically, some PVC pipe and plastic tubing, combined with properties of physics that we don't understand, makes for a device that sends the entire contents of a bottle…

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Skee Ball Machine

Skee Ball Machine

It's a dream come true for every kid who dropped more than a roll of quarters on Skee Ball at a Chuck E. Cheese - your very own Skee Ball machine! This is not a "home version" or smaller scale…

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Carolina Reaper Pepper Grinder

Carolina Reaper Pepper Grinder

This. Is. Not. A. Toy. The only people who should even be considering this as a purchase are those of you with iron guts and Teflon assholes. You know, the kind of person that automatically orders the most extreme level…

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Virus Stress Ball

Virus Stress Ball

Stress balls have mutated! Whatever strain of virus or plague this is, it does look pretty gnarly... Without pressure applied, it looks like an ordinary squeeze ball. Blue with a black honeycomb grid all around the surface. But when squeezed,…

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Hitler Assassination Adventure Book

Hitler Assassination Adventure Book

It's a question older than just about everyone reading this sentence: If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you do it? Now, here's a book that pre-supposes the answer to that question is "yes," choosing instead…

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Beer Bread Mix

Beer Bread Mix

Bake a fresh loaf of bread at home using your favorite beer! Making bread from scratch isn't that big of a deal. Just hardly anyone does it because you've got to go to the grocery store anyways and they've got…

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