Howling Wolf Cookie Cutter
Okay, so, yeah, we totally found this cookie cutter on accident. We were trying to find some cool Howlin' Wolf merch on Amazon, so we'd have an excuse to talk about our favorite Blues singer of all time, and we…
Hoodies for Dogs
Hoodie weather is coming up soon! It's possible that fall is the best season of them all. The temperature settles between the brutal heat of post-global warming summer and the "you don't need to feel your ears" frigidity of winter.…
EXCLUSIVE: Human’s Best Friend
Humans don't deserve dogs. They're the greatest. No matter what stupid shit you did at work that day or who thinks you're the worst person they've ever met, if you take good care of a dog then that creature will…
Pirate Pet Costume
Aye, it's high time for all landlubber vermin mice to walk the plank, mateys! Cats already act like they're the boss of everything so go ahead make it official. Come here, Mr. Whiskers! It's time you became Captain Whiskers, the…
Twerking Puppy Puzzle
Awww, look at the cute little puppy dog doing a yoga pose! Wait a second... That dog's back feet are off the ground! It... It's twerking! Face down, ass up - that's the way we like to pup-py! Cue up…
Dog Poncho
You've probably owned several umbrellas in your life but nobody ever thinks about their puppy dog friend when it comes to staying dry in the rainy weather. Which, that's pretty weird when you think about it because dogs smell so…
Crazy Chihuahua Phone Case
A person's phone case should represent their personality. Some of you are are overexcited, crosseyed chihuahuas listening to music. You just are. This whole "life" experience will go a lot smoother for you if you accept this now and move…
Creepy Realistic Poodle Mask
These animals masks are getting out of control. When those horse masks first showed up, they were pretty deep in WTF territory. Now they seem tame in comparison to the things we've seen since then. The latest creeptastic costume to…
Dog Drying Machine
We don't seem to be any nearer to beginning our days on a grooming/feeding conveyor belt like George Jetson (which is total BS) but it looks like man's best friend is making moves towards the future. This thing is called the Puff-n-Fluff…
Fabulous Puppy Wig
No, it's not the latest Lady Gaga fashion shoot... (Yeah, yeah. We're terrible people.) It's a glamorous wig for your puppy dog pals! Shown here is a delicious number we're calling The Late '90s Christina Aguilera/Gwen Stefani but there are several…
Doge throw pillow
Very doge! So much drunk purchase! Today's Singles Awareness Day countdown item is an adorable shoutout to da real MVPs of unconditional love: our pets! If there was a Tinder for hanging out with cute baby animals, do you think anyone would use…
2016 Calendar of Dogs in Cars
We show a lot of love to cats on drunkMall but every dog has its day - 366 of them in 2016! (Yeah, it’s a Leap Year. Get ready for a lot of really great #content based on that little…