Everyone else's pets are so boring. You're not boring. You're exciting, sophisticated and eccentric (aren't you?) and you should have a pet that reflects those qualities in yourself! Did you know that Ancient Greeks & Egyptians believed praying mantises to…
Here's an all-new post featuring some of the best gadgets and glasses and knickknacks for wine drinkers! This site is called drunkMall and we do our best not to treat drinkers of various spirits equally. (Except you Jäger drinkers. You're…
Those Instagram and Snapchat followers will be green with envy when they see you drinking this delicious green hot chocolate this fall and winter! Is it radioactive? No. Did some magical leprechaun create this green hot chocolate? Uh, probably not. But…
Modern jobs are brutal on the human body. Sitting in a chair for hours on end, focusing your eyes at words on a screen, typing and typing and typing... At least if you worked in construction you'd be getting good…
Socks are a way of life. There's wearing shoes. There's having bare feet. And then there's wearing socks. Wearing socks is just better. Oh, it's the middle of May and it's hot as balls and you don't want to wear…
Workstation a mess? Make a game of keeping it clean! It's easier than you think. No matter how old people get, the same psychological tricks work on us. If something that sucks to do can be made to seem like…
You've heard about Sex Panther cologne? "60% of the time, it works every time..." Well forget that shit! This is SURE FUCK! SURE FUCK is the only cologne that's guaranteed to come with a label that says SURE FUCK on it…
Ladies aaaaand Gentlemen! Step right up, right this way --- to your very own treasure chest of personal pleasures! This week we're transforming a small corner of drunkMall into a one-of-a-kind sex shop experience. Maybe you've visited the local lion's den…
Here's a wine holder for the drunk giraffe in us all! Not that we've ever seen a drunk giraffe. But if a giraffe did get drunk then it would be a pure shitshow. That high center of gravity and those…
Ever tried to get a game of Truth or Dare going at a party? It usually sucks. Everyone's afraid to choose "dare" because they know their friends are all psychotic asshole, so it usually ends up with everyone sitting around…
Fall is just around the corner and we all know what that means. The leaves will change, fire pits across America will start to see more use and pumpkin spice everything will start flying off the shelves. That's right, fall is basically…
This is what they call a gamechanger! Golf is a game where you spend most of a day walking around outside and swinging various sticks at a little ball until you knock it into this hole or that hole. It's…