Most stress is caused by the sounds that come out of human faces. Therefore, it’s possible that stress balls would be more effective if they resembled annoying human faces, which these do. And the faces get even more annoying when…
We’re all about freeing the nipple at drunkMall but if a lady (or guy) wants to cover up their hot spots with pasties (or is required to by law) then you might as well make it interesting! Pastease is the…
Good lube is hard to find. How often we’ve set out on that mythical quest to the drugstore, only to find that the well has run dry yet again - and it’s staying dry, too... But not this time! This…
Okay, so nobody at drunkMall HQ remembers finding this - or at least nobody wants to admit to finding it. Yet here it is, in all its red, white & blue glory: The Bro-job! Gotta be honest, the lack of…
Ever wanted to know what it’s like to have $10,000 in cash? Now you can(not)! Light cigars with (not real) $100 bills! Throw thousands of (not) dollars on top of a bed and get frisky with a loved one! For…
This opens a lot of doors you may not be prepared to open, really. See, the thing about the faces of mega-celebrities is we spend just as much time looking at them as we do the faces of people we…
Huevos rancheros is perhaps the greatest breakfast meal ever. Like, it’s 3:30am as this post is being written and it will be a miracle if we get through it without going to the kitchen and whipping up some huevos rancheros.…
The descriptions of these things always use the word “discreet.” Like, are you sure? Shouldn’t “discreet” last longer than a few seconds after someone looking , “Oh, what’s this?” If you want to see discreet, check out this hidden TV wall-mount. That’s discreet.…
There’s nothing to liven up a Holiday gathering like some culinary advice from recognizable figures who’ve been taking dirt naps for decades! Though you could also bring the zombie garden gnome in from the front yard to use as a…
This might get confusing. Ok, so you know how sometimes you’ll tell a joke and everyone laughs, except you were totally serious? Not even joking a little bit? This coffee is like that because it really is shitty coffee. But.…
Russian Roulette is not a game you ever, ever, ever want to find yourself playing… unless the gun is loaded with booze! The 1-in-6 odds stay the some but now the person who would be the loser gets to be…
Has anyone reading this ever even seen a wall tapestry? Okay, well have you ever seen Freaks & Geeks? A wall tapestry is the kind of thing one of those kids would make sure they put up before having people…