Man, that skeleton pirate knows how to party… While he’s happiest with wine and spiced rum, Skully here can hold most normally shaped bottles of booze, which is good because keeping a bottle around long enough for a bottle holder…
Have you seen Con Air? Oh, man… It’s amazing… Nic Cage straps on his worst southern accent to play Cameron Poe, a man who’s headed home after doing time for defending his wife’s honor years ago. Only, wouldn’t ya know…
Kids these days will never know what it was like to go to an arcade with a pocketful of quarters and spend hours whipping your friends’ asses on the Mortal Kombat machine. Parents had no idea what kind of bloodthirsty…
We’ve been trying to get BuzzFeed to write about drunkMall since Day 1 and they just will not do it. If you’re reading this and you know anyone who works at BuzzFeed, tell them to email us! Anyway, we finally…
Jellyfish have got to be one of the most awesome creatures on this planet. We read this thing once about how some jellyfish basically never die and they just keep regenerating themselves over and over? Jellyfish are probably aliens. Anyway,…
Listen, you’ve got to stay organized in life, especially if you’re trying to cut loose every now and then. Minimizing risk, that’s what we’re all about on this drunk shopping website! Earlier in the year, we found some ridiculously awesome magnets…
This portrait would be great for one of those pranks where someone switches out a photograph on someone’s wall to see how long it takes them to notice the change. It’s also obviously just funny and cool, though. Yoda looks…
What’s the saying? The King sips and The Hand opens bottles? Something like that… Aside from being inspired by probably the best television show of our times, the thing we really like about this bottle opener is that, at over…
If that mousepad was weird then this bread seat is so deep into WTF territory we don’t even know where to start looking for the map! This kinda reminds us of those seemingly useless folded seats that moms always take…
We’re in the homestretch of the #BlackoutFriday Countdown, so we’ve gotta finish up strong! If you haven’t figure it out by now, our interior design tastes run somewhere between NES fanboy & Miami kingpin. So, obvs, we’d freak out over a…
First, this could probably be made at home, especially if “home” has an automotive scrapyard out back. Second, making this at home from automotive scraps sounds like a great way to get tetanus, so don’t do it. The #BlackoutFriday Countdown is all…
We had to include something for the guitar playing dudes and dudettes in our #BlackoutFriday countdown and what a find we found! It’s a fridge. It works like a fridge. Who cares? We’re judging this book by its cover and…