Giant Ear Phone Case
Can you EAR me now?!?! AAAAHAHAH! RIGHT?!?! Right?! ...right? Guys? Hey guys? Okay, sorry, damn! You thought it was funny the first thirty times. It's a phone case shaped like a giant ear, what do you expect? And the best…
Iron Throne Bathroom Decal
Ask anyone who grew up in a big family and they'll tell you about the original Game of Thrones... Getting into the bathroom when you need it! Talk about a power struggle. "Just a minute!" is exactly the last thing…
Smart Umbrella
How many umbrellas have you lost in your life? Stop doing that! It's a whole new world, baby, and there is zero reason for you to be forgetting your umbrella somewhere and losing it forever. First of all, if you…
Flux Capacitor Car Charger
It won't let you travel back in time to before you accidentally sent those dirty pictures to your boss, but the flux capacitor will totally charge your phone or whatever else you have that powers by USB while you drive straight…
Real Bullet Shot Glass
It's called a SHOT glass for a reason, folks! Toss back a slug of the hard stuff with a bit more firing power, drinking from a shot glass with a real bullet embedded in the side. Handmade in the USA by BenShot,…
Bob Dylan – Don’t Look Back (Deluxe Edition)
This is essential viewing, for so many reasons, whether or not you even care about Bob Dylan at all. For fans of music (and the phenomenon of celebrity pop culture), in addition to possibly inventing the very concept of what…
Dog Drying Machine
We don't seem to be any nearer to beginning our days on a grooming/feeding conveyor belt like George Jetson (which is total BS) but it looks like man's best friend is making moves towards the future. This thing is called the Puff-n-Fluff…
Pineapple Corer and Slicer
Tiki party, anyone? You don't have to go to The Cocktail Cabana when you want a crazy umbrella drink served in a real pineapple. DIY all those tropical vibes at home! All you need is a bunch of pineapples (hint:…
The Beer Belly Hidden Flask
Believe it or not, science has created a Beer Belly that someone might actually want to have. Thanks, science! The BeerBelly gives you the "freedom to beverage," using a sort-of reverse backpack type of sling wth a bladder that can…
EXCLUSIVE: Prankster’s Paradise
April Fool's is DONE, son! Finally, the real professionals of pranking can get back to our regularly scheduled program of pulling the rug out from others on the 364 days a year they aren't expecting it. It's so much sweeter!…
Condiment Guns
Do ya feel hungry, punk? The Condiment Gun is one weapon you'll be happy to allow at family gatherings. Teach your family to show proper respect for condiments and everything will be just fine. Ketchup and mustard can be your…
The Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine
Do you have any idea how to cook a chicken on the engine of your car? No. You do not. Because they don't teach that in three-years-worth-of-canned-food-and-water-in-your-underground-bomb-shelter school. Not even those people who pretend like they believe a zombie apocalypse…