No Ragrets Temporary Tattoo
Bad tattoos are a thing, naturally. But another thing that's a thing is irony and it could quite possibly lead one to make an even worse mistake than getting a bad tattoo. For example, let's assume you're a hipster and…
X-Ray Oven Mitt
Burning all the flesh and sinew off your hand until there's nothing left but raw bone might sound like a pure badass move. But actually, kitchen safety is the real pure badass move. (Hey, fuck off. We're trying to be…
Wearable Voice Recorder
Ideas seem to have very little regard for any individual's daily schedule. Whether you're a creative person or business professional or, more likely, some combination of the two, then you're in a position where one little idea is like finding…
Guide to Traumatizing Your Children
Nobody really needs help traumatizing their own children. It's inevitable that you're going to do it. But much like how it's worse to be cut with a dull blade than a sharp one (something about more tearing of the tissue),…
Chain-Reaction Pong Ball Launchers
A fun and unique toy for everyone who gets a kick out of cause-and-effect playing out right before their eyes! For fans of games like Mousetrap, YouTube videos of Rube Goldberg machines, target practice dunk tanks at the fair and…
Longclaw Umbrella
Well, winter finally came... Which means spring is right around the corner and you know what that means! April showers are coming, it is known. Be prepared for the coming storms and shield yourself from the rain with a Longclaw…
EXCLUSIVE: Scottish Appreciation Day
It's a rare bird that doesn't love a bit of Scotland, whether you know it or not. With St. Patrick's Day coming up, the entire drinking world will soon be singing the praises of children of Ireland (if not claiming…
Great Nudes Coffee Mug
Dicks and titties make the world go 'round. Just go to any museum and count the dicks and titties in there - we'll wait. Yeah, yeah - that's "art" and we're being "crass" about it. Whatever. Old dicks and titties…
Mobile Projector
Walking around with a big screen TV in your pocket ain't no big deal, kids - this is 2017! The Cube is a mere 2 inches on every side, yet it projects up to 120 inches of display! That's a…
Wooden Rocket Lamps
Throw your interior design back to the Atomic Age's concept of space travel! Think, like, how cartoonists would draw a rocket ship in the 1950s. Back in the days of Marvin the Martian and comic books about aliens invading the…
GIVEAWAY: Edible Cake Candles
There really should be a law against putting inedible things that look delicious literally on top of and inside of edible things that are delicious. Yeah, we're talking about cake candles and it's been a problem for a while now.…
Dog Feeding Checklist
Did you feed the dog? Sure. Because you remember seeing that bracelet on your wrist when you got the scoop and filled the dog bowl. But, wait, that was yesterday because you aren't wearing the bracelet. So did you feed…