Santa’s Spacebag
It’s the Christmas stocking with the stuffer we all really want: booze! You’ve seen it on your Facebook and Instagram for weeks. It’s totally real. But it’s also totally sold out. If you don’t want to pay scalper prices, probably…
Kringle/Krampus t-shirt
We looooove Krampus! Dittobite (makers of the popular Hipster Santa shirt) designed a new shirt that brings a Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde twist to the ancient Christmas mythology. If you’re nice, Kris Kringle (a.k.a. Santa Claus) brings Holiday cheer.…
Top 5 Things to Do with a Santa Claus Belly
We’ve been trying to get BuzzFeed to write about drunkMall since Day 1 and they just will not do it. If you’re reading this and you know anyone who works at BuzzFeed, tell them to email us! Anyway, we finally…
drunkMall’s ULTIMATE Dirty Santa and Stocking Stuffer Gift Guides for Christmas 2015
The little things mean a lot on Christmas morning. You can spend $500+ on a huge present for someone (something from our Blackout Friday countdown, perhaps?) and end up getting a bigger reaction out of the hilarious stocking stuffer that…
“A Christmas Story” Leg Lamp
These things sell like crazy every December, for obvious reasons. The movie’s hilarious and inescapable. It’s only a matter of time until Ralphie’s dad’s enthusiasm about this ridiculous lamp becomes contagious and people think, “Hey, I bet I can really buy…
Drunk Christmas Teddy Bear
Teddy Booze makes drunk teddy bears which are pretty adorable and remind us of every fat, drunk uncle we’ve ever seen at a family gathering! The line of Christmas bears come with colored Santa hats and a matching mini beer…
Krampus Smartphone Case
Every Christmas, Krampus comes and takes all the misbehaved children away forever. In other words, Krampus is Santa Claus for adults, giving us the gift of reprieve from annoying kids. This phone case won’t get rid of annoying kids but…
Hipster Santa Claus T-Shirt
Here’s a new addition to the “Hipster or Homeless?” game. What if that hipster or homeless person is secretly Santa Claus?! We’re going to assume this shirt is supposed to be ironic but maybe it’s in that way where the…
Reindeer Threesome Christmas Sweater
This is the ULTIMATE Christmas sweater - three (male) reindeer making a Rudolph sandwich for all the world to see! Those reindeer games sure have changed! Unlike other novelty sweaters (which we mostly hate and will make fun of on…