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Swiss Grilling Tool

Swiss Grilling Tool

  Alright, real talk - this thing is almost definitely not Swiss. But it takes the "Swiss army knife" approach to multitool design and applies it to the home grill. We've all done that shaky balancing act with the spatula…

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Burger Lift

Burger Lift

The reason that a perfect burger is so hard to find is because the format is in and of itself a contradiction. What you're looking for on the inside of a good cheeseburger is moisture. You want a juicy, greasy…

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Bob's Burgers Flip-Open Watch

Bob’s Burgers Flip-Open Watch

It's burger time, baby! Burgers are a way of life and if you aren't living your best burger life then shame be upon you and yours! The anti-burger propagandists don't want you to have your burgers. They want to talk…

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Bob's Burgers Recipe Book

Bob’s Burgers Recipe Book

Ever wanted to take a big ol' bite of some delicious looking thing you saw in a cartoon? Hey, we aren't talking about Rule 34, weirdo! We're talking about burgers - Bob's Burgers! The Belcher family in the wildly popular…

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Cheeseburger Leggings

Cheeseburger Leggings

Burger time just got a lot more comfy! It's honestly the greatest thing that leggings (okay, yoga pants) have become insanely popular in the past few years because, real talk, it's basically like walking around in public wearing pajamas. This…

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Creepy Burger King Mask

Creepy Burger King Mask

Remember when Burger King commercials started using this dude in their commercials and everyone immediately decided they were the weirdest and creepiest commercials ever? You'd think some people would get fired over a thing like that but nope. In one…

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BurgerPhone

BurgerPhone

Here’s what would be be awesome: Get this BurgerPhone and keep a landline set up at home with a special number, only to be used by your friends who want to go get burgers immediately. Like the red phones in…

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Pugburgers Duvet

Pugburgers Duvet

This is what the Internet is for, the digital manipulation of animals into the ridiculous situations we’d force them if it weren’t physically impossible and/or illegal. Because it’s so cute! Exhibit A: The Pugburger Duvet. At first glance, it looks…

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