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Politician Cat Scratching Posts

Politician Cat Scratching Posts

Anyone who follows politics has certain figures they despise. It's part of the deal. You're Right. They're Wrong. They get to be on TV, spreading their Wrong all over the world. You have to sit at home, watching them mouth…

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Remote Control Centipede

Remote Control Centipede

There are two kinds of people in this world. The first kind of person is the one who hasn't seen that video of a giant Asian forest centipede (which looks a lot like this toy) dragging a white mouse down…

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Whale Knife

Whale Knife

Whale that's a pretty cool knife right there! Don't get it wrong - just because this chef's knife looks exactly like a cute whale doesn't mean you shouldn't respect it or treat it with the same reverence as some overpriced…

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Black Bear Sleeping Bag

Black Bear Sleeping Bag

Be your own teddy bear! This isn't a bear costume. It's actually a sleeping bag! With arms and legs and a big bear head hood, it's like being perfectly tucked in the entire night. Seriously, though, it's really not made…

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Golden Girls Funko Dolls

Golden Girls Funko Dolls

Hit it, girls! If you miss The Golden Girls half as much as you should then you'll be so excited to see them turned into these amazing Funko POP dolls! No matter which of the old broads is your favorite,…

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Bed Desk

Bed Desk

Getting out of bed in the fall and winter has to be one of the worst parts of being alive. Unless you live close enough to the equator that two of the key words in that last sentence never apply…

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Bacon Suit

Bacon Suit

Girlfriend's dog doesn't like you? Try wearing this suit over to her place one time. No promises or anything but have you ever seen a dog that didn't have a deep respect for a plate of bacon? Well that's exactly…

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Windproof Lighter Watch

Windproof Lighter Watch

Light up your smokes like a smooth spy with this wristwatch! It's a fully functional time piece and cigarette lighter all-in-one. Well, okay, the three sub-dials don't work and are just decorative. But, come on, everyone knows that super fancy…

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Skull and Spine Beer Bong

Skull and Spine Beer Bong

The head bone's connected to the... beer bone! Alright, the song needs some work but what's not to love about this bone-tastic beer bong? We're picking up some serious Dothraki meets Vlad the Impaler's hard partying teenage nephew vibes from…

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Food Pillows

Food Pillows

Some tasty home accent options, here. Throw pillows can really make or break a sofa. It's hard to imagine a couch that wouldn't be complimented by a pillow that looks like a slice of orange, kiwi or watermelon! Taking advantage…

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Solar Powered Phone Charger

Solar Powered Phone Charger

Charge your mobile device on the go in a plane, train or automobile - anything with windows in the daytime! Let everyone else fight over the car lighter plug or that much needed wall outlet. Find a comfortable seat by…

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Ultimate Shower Caddy

Ultimate Shower Caddy

If you don't have at least 10 different items in your shower at all times then you're practically undateable by modern standards. No, a shower beer doesn't count! But half of you live in shitty studio apartments with bathrooms so…

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