Glow-in-the-Dark Unbreakable Pints
It's the season of poolside and beach hangs, which means it's also the season of NO GLASS signs posted up on the outside of all the best party spots. If you like drinking canned beer, that's fine. But what's a…
Wooden Dick Bottle Opener
Don't leave granny alone in the kitchen with this bottle opener! We're talking 8 inches of wooden man parts, handmade in Bali, Indonesia and shipped ready to pop bottles. It's just so... big! This is one bottle opener you won't spend…
EXCLUSIVE: Greetings, Fellow Youths
Getting old is a bitch... So don't do it! They say age is just a number but, really, it's more like a culture. Every ten years or so, there's a shift in what's hot and what's not. As long as you…
Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops
Strap on these flip flops for your next walk on the beach and they'll leave the message "FOLLOW ME BRING BEER" in the sand behind you. It's a simple idea but it's the simple things in life that... do... something...…
Penis Beer Bong
There's always been something a little sexual about doing a beer bong. Like, one must get down on their knees before another person, wrap their lips around a tube and the whole thing often ends with white liquid spraying all…
Bottle Opener and Cap Launcher
Tired of wasting so much energy using your own arm muscles to throw beer bottle caps in the trash?! Well forget that noise because this bottle opener also serves as a bottlecap launcher! Slide back the "hammer," open your bottle…
Sonic Beer Head Enhancer
Beer on tap is very different from beer served at home from a can or a bottle. Breweries of famous draft beers, like Guinness, Boddingtons and Murphy's, have found ways to bring a draft-like head to beers served from specially designed cans by…
Beer Briefcase
Next time you want to quit your cushy corporate gig, ask yourself, "What would Dr. Gonzo do?" We're great friends with the good doctor and we're pretty sure he'd act like everything was as peachy keen as the American Dream…
Sriracha Beer Can Holder
Drinking canned beer at a good cookout - what's better than that? How about always knowing which can of beer is yours and not having to worry about, like, accidentally drinking a cigarette butt and puking up all the delicious…
Two-Fisted Drinker
The Two-Fisted Drinker is for every fan of adult beverages who finds themselves ordering two-at-a-time because they make 'em so dang small or you just don't feel like getting up again in ten minutes to order another. Each "mug" hold…
Hand of the King Bottle Opener by AleHorn
What is hyped may never die! The upcoming season of Game of Thrones may be the most anticipated television event ever. People on the Internet are dissecting every trailer, frame-by-frame (this is not an exaggeration), trying to figure out where the storylines…
Frothy Beer Mugs Canvas Print
Art is important, if for no other reason than that bare walls are for serial killers and people who get murdered by serial killers. It's normal human behavior to want to customize our home and office, like an external representation…