Cannonball Beer Growlers
Great balls of beer! Don't go looking around for a cannon to load - this ain't that kind of party. They might look like cannonballs but it's a different ammo hiding in these spheres - beer! With the standard growler…
EXCLUSIVE: Super Shower Shop
For a lot of people taking a shower is the best part of their day. Whether you like the water steaming hot or as cold as it will go, stepping out of a shower so fresh and so clean - it's a…
EXCLUSIVE: Totally Rad TMNT Stuff
Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's Turtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…
Dark Beer Fan Shirt
You either love dark beer or you're wrong. The weather is turning warm on our side of the globe, which means beer taps are changing to feature lighter fare - lagers, pilsners, hefeweizens, pale ales, etc. Those beers are nice…
Retro Can Coozies
There is an art to selecting a good can coozie. Fortunately, like most art forms that involve drinking beer, the rules are quite simple. The more random it is and the older it looks, the better. That's the only thing…
Knitted Boobs Koozie
Few things in life are as comforting as beer and boobs. Bring these two beautiful things together with one knitted koozie! Wrap your comfort beverage up in your favorite body part with this booby-licious koozie. Breast-themed beer koozies are not…
GIVEAWAY: Tyrion Poster
Get some Tyrion Lannister on your wall as soon as possible with this poster featuring the best quote from our favorite character from our favorite show! The official Game of Thrones teasers have already begun for the next season, which…
EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real
Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…
USS Enterprise Bottle Opener
Beam yourself up to the next galaxy of Star Trek fandom! This bottle opener is modeled after the NCC-1201 United Space Ship Enterprise from the original Star Trek television series. Trekkies everywhere are opening bottles with this church key style opener. You…
Giant Fist Drink Holder
As if you needed anymore help feeling like a big badass when you crush some beers, here's a drink holder your entire hand goes inside of that looks like a massive fist! Remember when the first new Hulk movie came out…
Octopus Pint Glasses
Pint glasses with mysterious octopus tentacles rising up from the base, as if those strange creatures of the deep are reaching for the head of your delicious beer! If you missed The Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016, we unearthed…
Bottle Opening Cufflinks
Pop off bottle caps in style with these cufflinks! Ever notice that it's usually the fancy beer (or soda) companies' bottles that don't have twist-off lids? Maybe it's more expensive to cap bottles with a twist-off. That would explain why the…