Full Body Pillow
Take comfort to a new level with a massive pillow! Cuddling up to another person is nice. We'll give you that. But also, people are full of hard bones on the inside and most of us weigh enough to make…
Cigarette Pillow
Make sure all smokers are aware of your home's smoking policy with this cigarette shaped throw pillow! Smoking cigarettes indoors destroys the value of a home. That smoke permeates the carpets and furniture and can even turn the walls and…
Hoodie Pillowcase
Hoodie Season is everyone's favorite because there's simply something comforting about having a cloth hood pulled up over your head. But you can't wear your hoodie to bed! Or, you can, but don't complain when you wake up with you…
Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow
What's cooler than the other side of the pillow? It's the Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow! It's a rectangular pillow that looks like an ice cream sandwich! What's not to love about it? Made of 100% polyester, the ice cream sandwich…
Sleeping Bag Hammock
And in one brilliant move these folks just eliminated nearly every problem associated with sleeping in a hammock or a sleeping bag! Think about it. What sucks about sleeping in a hammock? Top of that list has to be inability…
Nope Cat Blanket
Nope is not just an attitude or meme or sassy reaction. It's a way of life. Nope is the answer. What's the question? Everything. Nope is, "If anyone needs me, I'll be under this blanket with huge cat on it."…
Pillow Rocks
Comfortable head rests that resemble the literal definition of discomfort: rocks! For fans of geology, volcanoes and they even kinda look like moon rocks a little bit so also outer space probably, it's stone pillows! Don't worry, they're soft. They…
EXCLUSIVE: Magical Meme Marketplace
2016 has been the year of the meme. Memes are nothing new, obviously. The concept predates the World Wide Web, even. Something about this year, though - this brutal year - found the meme flourishing as never before. New memes were…
Massive Faux Fur Comforter
Slumber the cold winter nights away like a king beneath this massive faux fur bedspread! It's a comforter fit for royalty. A replica of the style of blanket that's been keeping mankind warm for centuries - you can imagine something…
EXCLUSIVE: Blackout Friday Countdown 2016
At 12:01am on Nov. 1, multi-million dollar marketing campaigns roll out to remind all of you good little consumers that the biggest shopping day (or weekend... or week... or whatever they decide it's gonna be this year) is only three…
Pillow for Your Boobs
Get you a titty pillow! Everyone thinks it's all fun and games and Instagram likes when you've got a huge rack but turns out there are some downsides. In addition to middle-aged dudes with sports cars thinking they've got like…
EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse
If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…