Vagina Butterfly Pillow
Yeah, it's hilarious but wait a minute before you show this to a friend. Of course we'd love a million billion people to see this post but that may not be what's best for you. What may be best for…
Sun and Moon Plushies
Space is the place! Do you ever just, like, look up? Most people reading this right now live in major cities... (Yeah, we pay attention to demographic info of web traffic. You don't have to get all Alex Jones about…
The Wave Body Pillowcase
Got a body pillow? Pretty awkward thing to keep around the house, huh? It's some pillow that's way too long and probably just one plain color, sitting around on your couch. But it doesn't have to be! There's apparently a…
BEST OF: Bill Murray Fan Art!
Bill Murray is the man. If anyone can be called a living legend, it is this man. Bill Murray has always been the coolest, from the very beginning. Somewhere in the '90s, hipsters acted like they discovered him, which is…
OUTDOORS: Glamping for Social Media 101!
Everyone who likes camping already knows how to camp. This one is for everyone who is very much not in the "camping demographic" but understands that variety is the spice of a highly produced public persona used on social media…
Bok Choy Pillow
Other cabbages must hate bok choy, right? Regular cabbages are all stupid and round. Even a perfect head of napa cabbage is just like a stretched out head of regular cabbage. But bok choy is all like "oh do you…
ESSENTIALS: Summer Vacation
In one week it will officially be summer. If you're doing your life correctly then that means at least one journey should be in your near future, even if you aren't still in school or teaching at one. Whether you…
SUGAR RUSH: Donut Binge
National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…
Weighted Comfort Blanket
Have you ever considered spending $200 on a blanket? Well, you might be reaching for your wallet here in a minute because wait until you get the scoop on the Gravity blanket. Sitting at over $3 million funding on Kickstarter…
GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids
Congratulations, you forgot Mother's Day again. It's not like your mom needs anything from you, right? She only lugged you around inside of her body for most of a year and then managed to keep you alive for another 18…
Shark and Mermaid Blankets
There are two types of people in this world and today we've got a blanket for each of them! You got your shark people. You got your mermaid people. It's that simple. Some people have both a shark person and…
Non-Evil Monkey Pillows
First thing's first, these monkey pillows are not evil. They're not. Anyone who looks at these throw pillows and tells you there's evil involved, well, they can't prove that in court. And who would even want to do that when…