National Doughnut Day was last week, which is pretty cute as far as made-up holidays go. Like this isn't America all of the sudden? This country RUNS on doughnuts, people! You want to know how important doughnuts are? Go type…
This post is not safe for vegetarians! You probably already figured that out, though, based on the big closeup photo of crispy pork strips. Today it's all about the culmination of all exploration into the meat arts: bacon! Homer Simpson…
Game night just got a lot saltier! Bacon-opoly takes a very familiar board game setup and takes it to hog heaven by throwing a bacon theme on every aspect of the game! (If they didn't rename Park Place "Pork Place"…
Girlfriend's dog doesn't like you? Try wearing this suit over to her place one time. No promises or anything but have you ever seen a dog that didn't have a deep respect for a plate of bacon? Well that's exactly…
It's hard to rock a scarf without looking like Steven Tyler a.k.a. classic rock's most fashionable grandma. But not when it's a bacon scarf! Never fear, it isn't a scarf made from real bacon. It's only a scarf printed to…
The healing properties of bacon are, uh, non-existent, as far as we know. Still, that didn't keep anyone from inventing bacon bandages! Made to the same specifications and standards of other consumer grade adhesive bandages, bacon bandages do the same…
After months of extensive research into your drunk online shopping habits, drunkMall has learned many interesting things. One thing we've learned is that drunk people love bacon! Other things that drunk people buy when shopping online are funny shirts and…
A chocolate bar with bits of bacon and potato chips inside it? If it sounds weird... Well, it kind of is weird but you shouldn't let that stop you because sometimes weird food is really good! And it really isn't…
So here's a thing we let happen in our generation. On top of allowing "literally" to some-crazy-how wind up officially flip-flopping harder than HRC to mean the exact opposite of what it's supposed to mean, we let people refer to…
People make the bacon in many different ways! Some folks got jobs, some folks start businesses and, believe it or not, some people are professional gamblers. You probably won't find any of those pro card sharks using a set of…
