One-Handed Bottle Opener
What a neat bottle opener! The little magnet in the top keeps the whole unit locked in place so you only need to push up on the lever to pop the cap on that beer (or soda) bottle. When not in…
Cherry Flavored Ghost Pepper Powder
Hands up if you used to eat Pixy Stix when you were a kid. Okay, everyone who had a good childhood and parents who loved them can put their hand back down now. Life was simpler then, with simpler pleasures.…
EXCLUSIVE: For Sriracha Lovers Only
Condiments are like a life insurance policy on any meal. Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there's a bottle of something or other…
Fertility Dress
Thaaaat is a cute white dress covered in a bunch of human sperm cells fertilizing some eggs. That's what that is. We're calling this a fertility dress. Not because it's supposed to help you meet the perfect life mate/sperm donor and…
Pink Rhinestone Lips Phone
How incredibly glamorous! Everyone who still has a landline - what the fuck are you doing?! No but, like, really. Whatcha doin' there with that landline? Whatever your situation is, one thing is clear: If you've any hope of retaining…
Minimalist Arc Lamp
Finding a lamp like this makes it so easy to feel like you have good taste and can decorate your home or office like a mature adult. Look at this freaking thing! It's like someone managed to get one, single…
Revolver Herb Grinder
Ya gotta have a good grinder, man! We're essentially in a golden age for potheads. The spreading legalization of that sweet leaf has resulted not only in a spectacular rise in the quality of paraphernalia but also the potency of…
World’s Lightest Electric Skateboard
Skateboards are a much more convenient mode of transportation when you don't have to propel yourself forward with your own legs. Especially going uphill, it's just the worst. Fortunately, the motorized skateboard is a thing that was figured out quite some…
Vampire Unicorn Blanket
Not all unicorns are perfectly white and symbolic of peace and innocence, you know. Some of 'em are downright wicked fuckers, they are! Take this lesser-known vampiric subspecies of unicorn. Purple coat, dark mane, pink eyes and menacing bat-like wings...…
Upside Down Beer Glass
Drinking beer from a normal glass is so boring! Do it upside down! Get weird! The Upside-Down Wine Glass was such a hit the other week that we started wondering what other sort of topsy-turvy drinking vessels might be out…
Bad Fortune Cookies
Fortune cookies have always kind of been some bullshit... Like, obviously, fortune-telling isn't "real" anyway. But if they really want to sell the illusion then they should at least not have every single fortune be some vaguely positive, complimentary or hopeful…
2017 Daily Hunk Calendar
It's always time to look at a beautiful male body when you've got The Daily Hunk 2017 calendar! Time... It's the only thing worse than relatives, as Alfred Weinsten would say. Time flies when you're having fun but most of…