Testicular Tea Bag
Tired of everyone assuming you aren't tough because you drink tea instead of coffee? Put some balls in your cup! It's the Testicle Teabag, y'all! Take that tired metal tea ball infuser you've been using and throw that shit in…
Stocking Spacebag
Skip the chocolate oranges... Fill up your stocking with some real holiday cheer this year! It's the Santa's Stocking Flask! You may have seen this item around this time last year, as it went completely viral and sold out literally…
Cheese Gun
How many times have you been using a hot glue gun and thought, Damn, I wish this was cheese instead of glue coming out of this thing? Well, if the number of times that's happened to you is more than…
Throwing Star Push Pins
Bringing ninja stars to the office is probably frowned upon in, like, most places of business. It's like lawyers and insurance companies have no appreciation for the skill and discipline it takes to be a ninja. Some people. You just…
Counter Spill Cutting Board
Normally this scene is that last thing you'd want to see waiting for you in the kitchen when it's time to get dinner ready. But don't worry, it's just an ironic cutting board! That dripping effect is more than just…
Atari Flashback Gaming System
The Atari Flashback is a trip back in time to the late 70s, when 8-bit graphics were enough to blow everyone's mind and gaming was in a post-Pong golden age! That Atari 2600 machine was all any kid wanted to…
Drogon Doll
It's a cute miniature Drogon plushy doll to get you through the night. After all, the night is dark and full of terrors... Like the terrible realization that we're still months away from new episodes hitting the air. And the…
Blueberry Pie Oreos
OREO recently began putting out some pretty crazy limited edition flavors and, if you haven't tried any of them then drunkMall recommends testing the waters with the blueberry pie flavor. We found these while hunting down items for our Japanese Candy…
The Dong Bong
It's so good once it hits your lips! Take a knee and get ready for the sexiest beer bong of your life because it's The Dong Bong, baby! Yup, it's a beer bong with a big, fake cock on the…
Jordan Jackson and Culkin Sweater
Is there another picture that so perfectly sums up the late 80s and early 90s in American pop culture? Maybe. But you can get a purple sweater with this one on it! You got the King of Pop, His Royal…
Pop Art Camera
Andy Warhol famously said that in the future everyone would be famous for 15 minutes. This is the future and Andy Warhol is dead. So if your idea of "famous" is your beautiful face featured all up in one of…
Serial Killer Card Game
Game night might never be the same after this... Notorious Serial Killers is a deck of cards that are kind of like baseball cards but, instead of professional athletes, each card is dedicated to a multiple murderer and features relevant…