Light String Corks
Raise your hand if you've got a collection of empty bottles in your home right now. Put your hand down. Nobody can see you. Okay, yeah, we didn't think that through. But you've got all those bottles! Why? What are…
Political Countdown Calendar
It seems like every single day for the last two weeks there's been a headline that causes you and/or your social media friends to lose their entire minds, right? American politics in 2017 is a new species of animal. We…
GIVEAWAY: Eyes Open Sleep Mask
Never let anyone catch you sleeping again! This sleep mask is printed on the outside with an image of WIDE OPEN human eyeballs. Block out the light to help you get better sleep while looking like the most alert person…
Doughnut Pillow
This is much cuter than your grandparents' doughnut pillow! Now, we don't have to talk about all the specific reasons a person might need or want a doughnut pillow (because 99% of them have to do with bad things happening…
Breakup Survival Coloring Book
Whatever gets you through a breakup, that's what it takes. Maybe it's pizza delivery, a FRIENDS marathon and gluten free vegan ice cream. (It doesn't have to make sense.) Sometimes you need someone who cares about you to come over…
Bernie Sanders Valentines 3-Pack
Valentine's Day is fast approaching. That's a holiday when everyone who still manages to believe in things like love and monogamy (despite the world happening around them), congratulates everyone else who believes in those things, specifically the one other person…
Unicorn Light Wall Hook
A hanging hook right where you need one is a magical thing - just like unicorn! Actually, the hanging hook is kind of even better than unicorns because the hanging hook really exists and also it can look exactly like…
Vintage Anti-Fascist Songs
In the year 2017, a new type of Nazi guy got punched in America twice in one day. As you would expect, this caused quite a fuss. Most people with Internet access seemed to be extremely entertained about this Nazi punching…
Face Mask Sampler Set
There are entirely too many beauty products available in the world right now. Some of you know exactly what skin type you have, exactly what products you need to use for that skin type and you never no never have…
Sloth Infuser and Mug Set
Take it nice and slow with a relaxing cup of tea, brought to you by the spirit animal of every slacker, the sloth! Sloths are so chill. All they wanna do is be left alone, eat some snacks at a…
Ghost Pepper Popcorn
Popcorn is already such a compulsively addictive food. Once you start eating popcorn, it's really hard to stop! That's because the typical saltiness dehydrates your body while also stimulating your salivary glands. Your mouth starts to feel dry and you…
EXCLUSIVE: Butt Stuff
Butts are so in right now! Butts have always been in, though, because of science and how people need to want to do sex to each other to further the species and all of that and so on, etc. So butts are…