Open Mind Pin
Show off your ability to keep an open mind with a small but eye-catching enamel pin! We could probably find and post some ass-kissing quotes about how open-minded people are better than close-minded people. But that's just not our style and,…
Room Escape Party Game
Bring the fun of Escape the Room live-game experiences to your home in board game form! The history of room escape games is probably older than you think. The current trend of going to a physical location to be locked…
Dark Beer Fan Shirt
You either love dark beer or you're wrong. The weather is turning warm on our side of the globe, which means beer taps are changing to feature lighter fare - lagers, pilsners, hefeweizens, pale ales, etc. Those beers are nice…
Eggplant USB Drive
This has got to be the best way to store one's private collection of dick pics. Like, you can put whatever you want on there, obviously. It's just a USB flash drive, after all. But when you've got a flash…
Wires for Wireless Earphones
This move is sheer genius. Take any product you can think of and remove a part of it that nobody asked you to remove. Then sell that part of it back to them separately at additional cost. For everyone who…
Pink Ice Cream Cone Fan
Did you know that eating ice cream when it's hot outside doesn't actually help you cool down? Apparently putting all that sugar and cream into your system causes your body temperature to rise. Of course, you should feel totally free…
Crying Unicorn Candle
Everyone knows what it sounds like when doves cry but what about unicorns? Forget about what it might sound like though, here's what it looks like. The tears are rainbow colored, first of all, which is only to be expected.…
Horse Romance Novel
Whoever came up with the saying that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover was an idiot. Like, okay, if you want to use that phrase metaphorically to mean that you can't know everything about a person by their…
Wifi and Pizza Tapestry
There's no rule that says your best friends have to be humans. Ask an animal owner. Heck, your best friend doesn't have to be a living creature! Where would you be without pizza in your life? How about if wireless…
Glow in the Dark Glass Jellyfish
Jellyfish are so amazing! Can we nerd out over jellyfish for a minute? Did you know that jellyfish: can clone themselves can live forever like peanut butter do not have brains can glow in the dark and so much more!…