Coloring Necktie
Here's a tie that gives you (or the person you buy it for) something new to do at work when you're bored of pretending to be working. Stop wasting paper with your doodling and get a set of markers because this…
Double Message Doormat
Get 'em coming and going with one doormat that has two messages on it! They call them "welcome mats" but someone will have to think of a new word for this one. When people show up at your door, they…
Squirt Guns with Umbrella Shields
Beat the heat with a new way to have a water gun fight! These squirt guns have extra long barrels with an umbrella on the end to serve as a shield. It's like a cartoon clown fantasy come to life, or…
Aldous Snow’s Passport
Own a piece of funny movie history with Aldous Snow's actual passport from Get Him to the Greek! Okay, so Get Him to the Greek probably isn't going to be winning any awards for the best comedy ever but it is a…
Clear Cowgirl Boots
Yee-motherfuckin-haw! Fashion, ever hear of it? This is what it looks like, fuckaroos. These cowgirl boots are ready to rock 4 inch stiletto heels, metallic pink finish, Western wear style toe stitching and clear vinyl sides decorated with even more…
Yellow Submarine Bathroom Helper
You don't have to live on a yellow submarine to appreciate how precious space in a bathroom can be! Even if you've got a comfortable amount of counter with the bathroom sink, you know how quickly it becomes one of…
Ramen Notes
Wow, it's like everything you really need in life comes in orange boxes with the word "RAMEN" written somewhere on them... Everybody's reached in a cabinet for a package like this full of noodle bricks. It's a pretty necessary aspect of growing…
Labyrinth Vinyl Reissue
Get ready to chilly down like you haven't chillied down in ages because the super rare Labyrinth vinyl LP has been reissued and is out now! Maybe you've forked out some serious cash for an original sometime in the last…
FitBark Wearable for Dogs
Monitor and track your four-legged friends' life stats! This waterproof wearable for canines syncs via bluetooth to an app that be accessed via iOS, Android and your web browser. In that app you can check your dog's daily activity and sleep…
Grim Reaper Shaker Set
Adding a little spice to your food wouldn't kill you, would it? Hey, nobody could blame you for asking that if this shaker set was sitting on the table! It's literally a terrifying little statue of death, clutching the glass…
Body Painting Canvas Kit
Running out of date ideas? If you've been together that long, perhaps you would be interested in an artistic manifestation of the relationship. You don't even have to invite some possibly sketchy artist from Craigslist over to your place to…
Glass Speaker Towers
Not even gonna lie, these speakers are expensive as hell. But they look like it, too - which is the whole point. The main selling feature here is clearly the design, which leans heavily on "diamond glass" - as you…