Go Girl Female Urination Device
For when you’re camping in New Mexico and don’t want to squat to pee and accidentally sit on a stinging nettle plant and have your ass burn the rest of the day. Or you decided to go down to Times…
Sound-Activated LED Windshield Panel
Ok, so you put this thing in your back windshield and it flashes along to the music you’re listening to? That’s sick! Know who's gonna buy this? Those people who can't listen to something while driving around in their car…
Venus Flytraps
It’s a well-known fact that carnivorous plants make a dorm room much more.. uh… carnivorous. These vicious little guys are so cute! Recommended for people who like the idea of having a pet but are too irresponsible or aren't…
“Cookin’ with Coolio” Cookbook
There’s a chapter called “How to Become a Kitchen Pimp,” which isn’t a type of person we knew existed or that we could be, so now we need this book. That cover art is a little crazy, though. You ever see…
Citrus Juicer
Juicing lemons is bullshit. This juicer makes short work of squeezing both lemons and limes dry, while also filtering out the seeds! Hit up Pinterest for probably five thousand ideas of what to do with those lemon seeds cuz we…
Purrito Tote Bag
Too cute! Cats and Mexican food, what else is there in life? While we wouldn't actually eat a cat-filled burrito, the idea of one is pretty damn adorable. Like when you see a baby and start saying things like, "Oh, I…
Bomb Clock
You don’t have to build a clock that looks like a bomb - you can just buy one! Waking up in the morning can be difficult. It's really easy to hit that snooze button or even pick up the alarm…
Reusable Flesh-Colored Nipple Covers
How to Freak Out Everyone at Your Gym Step 1: Nipple Erasers! Or, well, there are more normal reasons to use discreet pasties. Pretty much ever since J. Lo wore that dress in the '90s there have been mass produced…
Life-Sized Cardboard Thor
The great thing about being an adult is you don’t have to explain to anyone why you have something like this in your house. In fact, they’ll feel weird for wanting to ask you about it! And then even if…
Rotating Pizza Oven
Never again shall mankind suffer the fate of burnt crust and a frozen middle! Give this bad boy a place on your countertop and your pizza game will be forever changed! Also works really well with other types of food…
Inflatable Ball Pit
Believe it or not, Chuck E. Cheese won’t let you take beer into their ball pit. Just try it. They're even less inclined to allow you in there with a beer if "children are currently enjoying the ball pit, sir."…
Chimpanzee Painting
This chimpanzee is probably listening to a Radiohead album (or maybe this ‘70s Punk Rock box set) and thinking about the meaning of Life or considering alternate solutions to some incredibly complex and important problem of scientific engineering or something.…